Posted on 09 February 2016.
North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own).
Why did the North Koreans run over the border to eat South Korean’s lawns?
They heard the grass was greener on the other side.
How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three – One to hold another on his shoulders to change it and one to explain what a light bulb is in the first place.
Why should we not be afraid of a North Korean H bomb?
Because they would have to use a fishing boat to deliver it and they never make it beyond fifty miles off shore. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 18 January 2016.
The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.
All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.
Here are the topics covered in the the January 18th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.
* Who actually works 9 to 5? That’s only eight hours. Do you get a lunch or is this a myth we’ve been taught? Read the full story
Posted in Podcasts, Video News
Posted on 14 July 2015.
Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have finally stated that ‘decadent Western capitalist/kafr/woman’ (sic) Jan Brewer of Arizona might be on to something.
Yes, they have recently passed draconian laws to prevent ‘divisive’ university studies.
Myanmar will not allow any university courses, individuals or families to exist that are Eurocentric in character.
So there will be no more even remotely nuanced accounts or critiques of Western historiography of Myanmar… Read the full story
Posted in Education, Politics
Posted on 21 April 2015.
Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish.
We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was pure Hollywood, but ours aims to really take the piss out of him and his absurd hermit kingdom.
Here is a pre-pre-trailer to show you what we’ve got so far, but if you scroll down far enough and read things close enough, you’ll get to see an actual clip from the movie to show you what we’re doing. Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes, Politics, Video News
Posted on 15 February 2015.
There are those who quake in their boots at the thought of upsetting sweaty North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. We are not among them.
Thumbing our noses is the least of what we’re doing. Unlike “The Interview” ours will be a non-stop biting satire. We’re not focused primarily on the American’s involvement, but almost exclusively on those within North Korea.
It’s a hermit Kingdom and it’s a fascinating place. Very little news gets out but our team of writers has been hammering on this to craft a clever script. We’ve amassed a hell of a crew and we’re planning to start shooting actual screen footage in the next ten days. Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes, Video News
Posted on 14 January 2015.
North Korean dictator and renowned chunky monkey Kim Jong Un continues on his world famous crazy train picking up more passengers at every stop.
We’re making a North Korea satire film. Click here to help our fundraising!
Not content with detonating possibly real nuclear devices and bombing the hell out of random waters in the Sea of Japan, Kimmy has expanded his narrow horizons. Read the full story
Posted in Video News, World News
Posted on 14 January 2015.
Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping N. Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un up nights for well over a year now.
The leader is said to be suffering from an ongoing bout of the vapors, leaving him feeling puny and out of sorts.
A recurring nightmare finds the North Korean leader face-to-face with his not-so-dead father who is taking the pudgy little tyrant to task for not being such a tyrant after all. Read the full story
Posted in World News
Posted on 12 January 2015.
We continue this week with Part II of Glossy News’ Year in Review for 2014. If you missed Part I, don’t worry, you didn’t miss much, but it’s here for the curious.
A couple of wars, a few natural disasters and a political scandal or two – pretty much a replay of 2010 through 2013. Check it out here. Let’s continue now with Part II. Don’t skip ahead to December and spoil the surprise ending, okay? Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Society
Posted on 27 December 2014.
Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie.
“It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda,” stated John Gawker from Greeley Colorado. “Watching movies like this is like riding a sled downhill and purposely plowing into trees! It gives you the same sort of headache.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Talky Pictures
Posted on 23 December 2014.
On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore computer in any other country, say Peru). Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Talky Pictures
Posted on 22 December 2014.
Prominent, but still sub-viral site GlossyNews.com has launched a Go Fund Me campaign to create a free-to-dowload video criticizing the regime.
The goal is to create a wicked, biting satirical film criticizing the totalitarian dynastic regime in North Korea.
The film would feature paid actors, paid crew and a tight production schedule. Read the full story
Posted in Talky Pictures, World News
Posted on 22 December 2014.
North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures.
The intrusion into the depths of Sony’s Corporation was ignited by their new film ‘The Interview’ which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission of assassinating North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un.
This indiscretion infuriated the real Jong Un who immediately funneled the entire countries anemic economy into the hacking barrage that exposed many of Sony’s secret files including high level employee wages (which shocked Jong Un in that one executive’s salary alone equals the entire gross national product of North Korea for a year), insulting emails about famous stars (which also encindered the Prez as some were about his secret fantasy love Jennifer Aniston), and photos of Seth Rogen in his underwear (which the Exalted One kept for his private collection). Read the full story
Posted in Talky Pictures, War Zone
Posted on 18 December 2014.
Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out.
Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door of the movie studio’s network.
With releases of salaries, social security numbers, and AIM exchanges, Sony’s stock is experiencing shrinkage as hackers are expected to tear further into the private sections of Sony’s database. Read the full story
Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Crime
Posted on 25 October 2014.
TO: My dear subjects
FROM: Your Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un
I want to apologize for not informing you of my whereabouts for almost six weeks this past fall and causing you undue heartache and concern but, of course, I cannot.
As I am infallible, apology is not an option for me and I must therefore gently chide you, my children, for needlessly worrying about my brief absence. Read the full story
Posted in Strange People, World News
Posted on 15 June 2014.
So many are struggling in our current difficult economic times where the few controlling the financial strings of the country have the rest of us dancing around just to survive while they watch from the porches of their grand estates grandly amused.
In order to help those so afflicted (approximately 90% of the population) we offer this famous series of success videos and books designed to show you examples of what other individuals, groups and nations have done to win wealth for themselves. Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Politics
Posted on 09 April 2014.
It was early spring of 2014 when the savior of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, was enjoying his three course meal in complete tranquility, an annual source of food considered by his people.
To everyone’s surprise, later that day, it was established that their royalty and highness had been diagnosed with severe breast cancer.
Military leaders proposed for him to consider launching a nuclear warning, something to frighten enemy countries, but not really do anything else because they were “so messed up economically and ideologically”. All military leaders that agreed with the statement were later executed for treason. Read the full story
Posted in War Zone, World News