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American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship
Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led…
Santa Drives Sleigh, Amazon Drives him to Bankruptcy
The North Pole: Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was anything but Jolly as he announced to his elves and a tearful Mrs. Claus, that his North Pole-based Christmas empire, Kringle Corp World-Wide, will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy later this…
My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)
I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot. Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing…
The Internet is Obsessing over the Trailer for Madonna’s Carpool Karaoke
Madonna may be pushing 60 years old, but that hasn’t stopped her showing yet again that she really can make a splash in the headlines! The American singer-songwriter is probably best known for the way she’s managed to reinvent herself…
Everyone’s Entitled to Their Opinion, Right? (Spoiler: No, You Aren’t)
This post is inspired by a certain post-election viral tweet by Xannie Woodard, where she says: Please stop telling people to respect others’ opinions. That’s for things like “I don’t like coffee” not for “I don’t like black people. Please stop…
Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’ said a spokesman for the activists,…
Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
In the off chance you’ve been in a coma the past few weeks, I have some unsettling news. You might want to sit down. Donald Trump is our new President-Elect. Please, put down that sharp object. As denial about this…
Presidents & First Ladies: USA Before and After
Here’s a quick guide to how the First Family has changed… between the Obamas and the Trumps!
4K Glossy News Podcast 069 (11-14-16) The Post-Election Rundown
The election is over, Donald Trump won, and here’s what it all means. I called it wrong. That’s the long and short of it, no two ways about it. The polls were within the margin of error, but all the…
It Ain’t Over Yet: Post-Election Leak of Clinton’s Secret White Millennial Meetup
The scandalous Clinton leaks continue! Here is the secret transcript of the first two days of November 2016, entitled: ‘Secret DNC Intelligence Briefings.’ November 1, 2016 Two days ago, Hillary Clinton delivered a stunning speech aimed at white millennial voters…