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The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Was In The Hospital In Hawaii
A new insight into Rush Limbaugh’s mysterious recent hospitalization has come to light. Originally reported as being a possible heart attack, it now appears that Mr. Limbaugh actually got a pummeling. Just ‘happening’ to be in Hawaii at the same…
Texas Makes Good On Promise To Secede From U.S. – Joins Mexico
The Alamo, El Paso, TX The state of Texas today seceded from the United States and joined with Mexico, a nation it had once fought for independence from at the Alamo. Governor Rick Perry, disgruntled with the economic politics of…
Congress Accidentally Gives South Dakota Back to Sioux
Washington DC (GlossyNews) — On Friday, in a late business wrap up, the US Congress gave back the state of South Dakota to the Oglala Sioux Tribe. Reports have surfaced that an obscure bill, which was suppose to cede a…
Limbaugh. The Man. The Legend. A Hoax.
Art Kesselstatt –Cape Girardeau, MO quoted online: “You are a blessed man to have so many people praying for you Rush. I’m deeply saddened. You’re like part of the family. If it is time to go, it’s time to go….
It’s War: Tiny Countries Move Against the US
Meneng, Nauru, Micronesia (GlossyNews) — In breaking news this morning, the government of the sleepy Micronesian island nation of Nauru has joined with the tiny nations of Monaco and Vatican City in declaring a preemptive war on the United States….
Debating Progressives
Question: With the CRU files leak, do you still believe the climate science is not settled? Response: You (expletive deleted) son of a (expletive deleted). Did you learn that from Glenn Beck? That (expletive deleted). Anybody who can’t see the…
2009 Glossy News Erratta … err Errata & Errors a Plenty
The Glossy News, in an effort to bring you the finest, most accurate and comprehensive news available, has compiled this errata information after a review of articles published in 2009. Although we do technically wish to apologize for any errors…
Psychic to the Stars Makes 2010 Predictions
Chrystal Ball, self-proclaimed Psychic to the Stars has just released her predictions for the upcoming year in the entertainment industry. “Keep this list handy,” cooed Chrystal, “because you are going to have shivers running up and down your body when…
Glossy News Denies Black President Hoax
Toronto – A spokesperson for the Glossy News in Toronto this morning denied allegations that the Seattle-based news service fabricated the now famous story that a black man had won the US Presidential Race in 2008. The Toronto Sun Times…
25yr Coma Man Wakes, Stunned to Learn of Black President
Ozark, Alabama – Jeff Stills was a successful crop farmer from the lower state of Alabama that was raised on a farm he would soon call his own. Unfortunately on the night of April 6th 1984 he flipped his General…