Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level
A huge influx of cheap-good laden ships from Mainland China caused Homeland Security to raise its insecurity level to the orange level today. Normally, goods coming in from China raise no terrorist alerts, but due to the present economic crisis…
Iran Declares Victory in “Art Student’s Yacht-gate”
The UK Foreign Office has now switched its typical slack-arsed press release from ‘actively investigating’ reports that five British yachtsmen – including their yacht – have been arrested by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard to ‘actively investigating’ reports that the five have…
The Pursuit of Happiness (Wealth? Health? Wait for it…)
Since the dawn of time, men (and women) –- after their biological needs were met – have been searching for this illusive happiness. Mankind pursues happiness with vigor. Everyone wants it: it is even written within our constitution. As a…
New EUSSR Questionnaire – for Five-Year-Olds
The latest Kafkaesque directive to be launched by the Brussels-based E-USSR is a super-intrusive questionnaire to be completed by the parents of 5-year old children who are ready to start school. The dystopic European Bully Boy state’s interrogation sheet contains…
Poorly Written Internet Content: the Best Entertainment?
Reading websites has become my new hobby. I get more entertainment from them than any television show or movie I could be watching. There is a plethora of ill-written–to the point of comical–content, and sadly a paucity of well-written, attention-worthy…
Devout Jewish Fan Boys Prepare for 19th Annual Yarmulk-Con
New York, NY — Beginning next week, scores of religiously fervent Jewish males will descend upon the Jacob Javits Center to participate in the highly anticipated 19th annual Yarmulk-Con. The registered attendees have spent months on the Internet generating buzz…
Rumor: Tiger Woods’ Mystery Lover is Adam Lambert
While we have yet to verify our sources, we feel it would be irresponsible not to report this shocking rumor as it’s been reported to us. Is it true that the golf legend Tiger Woods has been having an intimate…
Tesco-saurus Rex Naturally Embroiled in Climategate Scam
A self-proclaimed global warming expert agreed to endorse the UK’s Greediest Grocer’s position on reducing plastic bag use after his institute received a £25 zillion donation from the ubiquitous dominating supermarket chain, according to evidence gleaned by Feral Beryl McScatt…
Why Organized Religion Needs to Stand Aside Sometimes
Why Organized Religion needs to stand aside sometimes to make spiritual room for personal experiences to shape the existential perception of God through his/her personal journey called life. The question of God is an eternal mystery for mankind — with…
Stick Figure Drawing Leads Police Straight to Flat, Featureless Killer
A photo-fit identity drawing scribbled down on the back of a whorehouse bar menu by Candida Putata, the sole witness to the murder of Jiggy Moronito, a taxi driver in Santa Cruz, Bolivia, has helped homicide detectives to apprehend six…