Waterboarding Added To Olympics For ’10
IOC Headquarters, Switzerland – In a little-known press conference outside the offices of the International Olympics, The President of the International Olympic Committee (IOC), Jacques Rogge, announced that after long consideration and research with the UN and throughout the world,…
Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan
The White House – Americans are being asked to team up and pool their resources to further stem the tide of inflation and allow everyone a better chance of getting back on their feet. President Obama, over the weekend, issued…
Uninvited White House Guests and the Snuggie
WASHINGTON – By now everyone has seen the news on the Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who slipped into the White House state dinner on Tuesday night. The Secret Service learned about the incident on Wednesday after media inquiries…
Why Do We Still Need Homeland Security in America?
Despite of all the controversy, bureaucratic waste of money, and the violation of personal rights, privacy, dignity, and freedom, why do we still need Homeland Security in America? “Every year, 475 million people, 125 million vehicles, and 21 million import…
Tiger Woods: the New OJ Simpson?
Tiger Woods, in a typical display of celebrity pout and unqualified arrogance, continues to refuse to be interviewed by police officers investigating the five mile per hour catastrophic vehicle accident that occurred directly outside his exclusive suburban Egoville mansion near…
TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters
A junior reporter for the bi-monthly socialite newspaper, Washington Society News, while doing research on the backgrounds of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, has uncovered a most interesting fact, which will run tomorrow on TMZ. Michaele Salahi and syndicated columnist and…
Cash-Strapped America Selling Bootleg DVDs out of Chinese Embassy
John Boehner Changing Last Name to BAY-ner
Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) held a press conference last week to announce that he has started the process within the Ohio State court system to officially change his family name from Boehner (pronounced Boner) to BAY-ner (what he says is…
Risk Assessment for Wiping One’s Own Bum
To comply with fresh slapstick Big Brother legislation being issued by the E-USSR’s bored bureaucrats in bonkers Brussels, family homes across Britain could be invaded by HSE inspectors checking that parents are keeping their children safe. Whitehall’s Ministry for Wasting…
Real Reason Tiger Woods is Ending Golf Season Early
Tiger Woods just announced that he is pulling out of the golf season early, citing injuries received in his recent fender bender. He won’t be attending his own Chevron World Challenge Tournament in California. Sources close to Tiger state that…