Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices.

I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were not amused. I didn’t think to cop to what the fellow in this cartoon admits. Oh my yes, he does indeed hear voices, and every man alive should admit that he’s heard them too.

If your man says he hasn’t heard them, he’s either lying or hopelessly unsexable… your call, guys that lie.

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Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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