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Another Political First – The First VP Candidate named TIM

Hello. Tim Jones here. This presidential election year is historic in several ways. It is the first time in US history that: • a woman has been nominated by a major political party as their presidential candidate • a major…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

9/12/2001 – The Days After Cheney Became President – Part 21

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER CHENEY BECAME PRESIDENT The Rumsfeld Synopsis Part (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President,…

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Posted in Education Human Interest

Fifty Shades of White

When I was first learning how to color in 1st grade, my art teacher taught us about red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. Pretty much all the colors I’ve needed ever since. Then I got my first…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)

Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.

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Posted in Strange People

Wayne LaPierre, Tormented By Fear Over Gun Deaths, Builds His Own Winchester Mansion

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

Leftist Conspiracy of Violence, Gangs, Drugs, and Poverty in the African American Communities?

The key point of this research is that, despite of Hollywood Hypes such as “Scar Face”, 99.9% of people in a gang will have a salary of $3.30/hour, will have to live with their mothers, and have a 1-in-4 chance of being killed. If you can get this one point across to the young minds of the at-risk population, they might as well as pursue a career at a fast food restaurant and be happier, safer, and richer.

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Posted in Politics

In 4yrs, Biden Successfully Increased GDP (Gaffe Domestic Product) by 80%

The White House released its figures for economic and social growth over the last four years and are very excited about sharing one particular statistic that stood out above the rest. Apparently, during his first term as Vice President, Joe…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

George Tierney Exclusive Interview… yes, George Tierney from Greenville, SC

It was just yesterday when I saw the latest accidental celebrity create himself on the interwebs. It seems one George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC decided it was okay to get in a pissing match with tbogg from FireDogLake. Fark.com…

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Posted in Kidz Zone

Mutant 2nd Graders – A Terrifying, Formidable Force

The New York Stock Exchange rose 3,000 points yesterday when news finally reached the floor of mutant second graders taking charge of financial interests in this country. Investment adviser, William Buffington III was reported hiding in a restroom stall, quivering…

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Technology Top Stories

YouTube Goes Down — Bored Millions Panic

SAN BRUNO, CA (GlossyNews) — YouTube, the popular video networking site, was unavailable today due to technical difficulties. The site, which attracts millions of users from across the globe, was down for one hour while technicians attempted to rectify the…

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