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OUTRAGE! WEIRDO Bill Barr Claims ‘America No Longer Part of Free World!’
Attorney General William Barr, after a recent fiery speech about the traditional natural law tradition vs recent human rights perspectives, has further shocked his detractors by committing the supreme blasphemy: denying America is the greatest country of the Free World,…
SAD! Trump’s ‘FAKE’ Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times!
ED: A hearty festive welcome back to Dan Geddes of another side-splitting online publication, The Satirist! WASHINGTON, DC – The New York Times has published the personal tax returns of President Donald Trump, precipitating a media frenzy on both sides of the…
BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…
A Very Liberal Day In America: by Ali-Asghar Abedi!
Liberal bias is pervasive and is corrupting America. Let me walk you through a typical day to show you how liberals have crafted a very sophisticated subliminal messaging program to brainwash Americans into their way of thinking.
BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!
In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…
Tucker Carlson Versus the Girl Scouts of America
New York, (Fox News) Tucker Carlson as a guest on Fox and Friends doubled down on his rant on the hoax that is called “White Supremacy” by asking: If it is such a problem where are the Goose Steppers, Brown…
JEONGMAL! Stans Sigh, Bumbling “BTS Buttigieg” Sharpens His Korean
Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg revealed today that he had learned the Korean language to better enjoy the music of K-pop sensations BTS. The South Bend, Indiana, mayor attended a recent concert, part of the group’s “Love Yourself” world tour,…
RUSH LIMBAUGH BLUNDER! “Drinking Toilet Water a Step Up For Migrants… & it Tastes Great!
Palm Beach, FL- Conservative firebrand and longtime hate addict, Rush Limbaugh, managed to get the attention of non-right wing extremists on Tuesday, when he made a series of potentially racist comments regarding a congress woman, and detainees housed at a…
BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage
CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are currently rejoicing, as a steady torrent of excitable news broadcasts jubilantly proclaim to us all that the long-enduring myth of a ‘lack of accountability’ for American foreign policy is finally dead and buried. How…
By the Grace of Sean (Bad Poetry for Bad Media)
Bellicose, via mega phone, go… Secure your homes, Holmes, Cause you’re all alone, Jones All the skin and bones talk, All them victims criss-crossed… With their children en tow… They tried to cross the road! By the grace of…