Posted in Entertainment Music

Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster

NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.

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Posted in Religionism

Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader

Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.

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Posted in Politics

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…

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Posted in World News

20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary. But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK.

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Posted in Politics

Donald Trump Bursts

U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.

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Posted in Top Stories

Donald Trump’s Long Forgotten Rap Battle with Ted Cruz (Cultural Appropriation?)

I wrote this a while ago at TheSpoof.com. This was before Trump was actually elected. It’s always fun to satirize Kanye’s humblebrags and brrrrrraggggado-ci-o!

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)

Ever wanted to be just like the Donald? Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (Two)

Trump made a bold statement on 8/15/17 regarding infrastructure, jobs, taxes, and literally ANYTHING other than the attack that took place over the weekend, no matter how many times reporters asked.

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (One)

Trump made a bold statement on 8/15/17 regarding infrastructure, jobs, taxes, and literally ANYTHING other than the attack that took place over the weekend.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Glossy News Donald Trump Fact Check (One)