U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference. Trump’s over-inflated ego finally caused him to erupt in an anatomical flare-up. The president was seen puffing up prior to the rupture contingency; as he threatened to destroy North Korea, in an egotistical rant.
Journalist John Hamilton commented:
I was sat in the front row of the conference when the president’s ego caused him to burst completely. As a journalist I’m often accused of over-dramatizing a story, but I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that Trump’s body parts and internal organs detonated like a filthy volcano of muscle pus in a scum orgy from hell. I was hit with a manic flesh discharge of slimy skin and bone frenzy slop – splattered with a sludge spurt of gooey waste in a chronic swill that belonged inside the devil’s bowels.
Hamilton went on –
In the aftermath of the tragedy, a Fox News reporter tried to interview
me. He had the nerve to ask me, “What’s that hanging from your tie then?”
I told him “Well obviously, it’s the president’s prostate. What do you think
it is – his anus?”
That’s the trouble with presidents that splatter their insides all over you at press conferences: you always get a reporter asking you dumb questions. I yelled at the reporter:
“Get the hell out of here! Come back and interview me when you’ve properly researched the prostate gland and how it’s able to stick to a neck tie as a consequence of a presidential
It’s such a sad day for the world, but not necessarily for the entire population of Planet Earth.