MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS.

The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some very interesting news about The Donald.

Recent polling for Donald Trump doesn’t look too good. However, the President remains just as popular as he ever did.

That’s right! The ‘President Who Never Was’ is still enjoying a stonking approval rating of 90% among his core demographics…

The Russians!

Now, for those of you who aren’t aware, ‘the Russians’ are an exotic species of people you probably haven’t met very much; and let’s be honest, why would you even want to?

They stink of alcohol, they are simultaneously extremely moralistic AND extremely hypocritical, doing all kinds of things in the background that they themselves preach about.

They don’t know much about science or the world outside their little villages and miniscule towns.

Most of them have never left their own state; their grasp of international relations is shockingly cartoonish and simplistic, and they don’t even seem to understand what’s going on in their own country!

Worst of all, they can barely string two words together in English; and their thick, abrasive accents are truly repugnant!

More to follow on this story at some point in the next several months; if I can finally get clearance from my CIA handlers!

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