Ever wanted to be just like the Donald?
Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula…
The A B are C D E.
Replace each letter with one of the words from the corresponding categories below.
A and B: Enemies
A are adjectives for enemies, B are nouns. Who are the real bad guys who are breaking your flow?
A: Adjectives for enemies
B: Nouns for Enemies
Fake news media
C and D: What’s Happening
What are these evil, unpatriotic haters actually doing to the Donald?
C: Time words
Spreading lies about
Oh, and finally… Piece de Resistance!
This is where it all ends, at last.
E: Nouns for Good Guys
My bank balance
My tremendous voters
NB: Category E is in no particular order…
The dishonest fake news media are always spreading lies about the Donald.
The unpatriotic DC Swamp are constantly reaming Ivanka.
The cowardly Islamic terrorists are 24/7 destroying this Presidency.
The pathetic Feminazis are neverendingly demolishing Little Donald…
What’s the best worst one you can think of?!