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How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)

How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)

Ever wanted to be just like the Donald?

Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula…

Basic skeleton

The A B are C D E.

Replace each letter  with one of the words from the corresponding categories below.

A and B: Enemies

A are adjectives for enemies, B are nouns. Who are the real bad guys who are breaking your flow?

A: Adjectives for enemies

Dishonest

Corrupt

Radical

Disloyal

Unpatriotic

Pathetic

Weak

Cowardly

B: Nouns for Enemies

Fake news media

MSM

DC Swamp

Muslims

Islamic terrorists

Mexican rapists

Feminazis

Hollywood Elites

C and D: What’s Happening

What are these evil, unpatriotic haters actually doing to the Donald?

C: Time words

Still

Always

Perpetually

Incessantly

Constantly

24/7

Neverendingly

Eternally

D: Verbs

Undermining

Lying to

Vandalizing

Destroying

Reaming

Conning

Demolishing

Spreading lies about

Oh, and finally… Piece de Resistance!

This is where it all ends, at last.

E: Nouns for Good Guys

This Presidency

The Donald

Trump Tower

My family

My bank balance

Ivanka

My tremendous voters

Little Donald

NB: Category E is  in no particular order…

Examples

The dishonest fake news media are always spreading lies about the Donald.

The unpatriotic DC Swamp are constantly reaming Ivanka.

The cowardly Islamic terrorists are 24/7 destroying this Presidency.

The pathetic Feminazis are neverendingly demolishing Little Donald…

What’s the best worst one you can think of?!

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