20% of UK Undergraduates Have a More Limited Vocabulary than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is generally known for having a meagre vocabulary.

But recent sociological research has shown that Donald J. Trump still maintains a slight edge over the bottom 20% of university graduates in the UK.

A recent sociolinguistics study of the Donald’s fellow overrated and incompetent saffron surprises has produced a vast array of communicative treasures, such as:

Lichurlay! Lichurlay! Oh my God like, Lichurlay, Oh My God! Lichurlay! Oh My God! You know when you’re really drunk and… Lichurlaaaayyyy. Oh-My-God, did you just hear that, lichurlaaayyy, OH MY GOD!

Ohhh, my, God! Did you see Towie the other day? Oh my God, that boy was sooo rude… Hey, Oh my God, and you know, when like, literally, you get really drunk in the taxi, and like, you literally want to throw up, and like you can’t find your phone! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Literally, literally, oh my God!

A number of maleducated Home Countries Grunts, cinnabar pissheads, and myriad social-climbing faux middle class micro-yuppies, have responded to this study with such incoherent fury, it was surprisingly difficult to transcribe what they were saying.

If I can find a way of interpreting what they said, you’ll be the first to know!

Image attribution:

By I, Malene, CC BY 2.5, Link


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