Category: Politics
Obama defends U.S. Alliance with al-Qaeda
It’s not easy to get an interview with the U.S. President. I had to pretend I was compliant journalist David Gregory, but it worked. Here is our conversation. Barb Weir: Thank you for granting me this interview, Mr. President.
Edward Snowden Warns: National Security Agency (NSA) Is Watching You Masturbate
Government whistleblower Edward Snowden warned US citizens today that the NSA has confiscated the cameras of all computers and they are surreptitiously watching all Americans masturbate. “Even when you don’t think you’re online or even when your computer is turned…
Confessions of a Former Sarah Palin Supporter
Yes, it is true. I voted for Sarah Palin. No, not when she was running for Vice President. Way back when she was running for governor of Alaska. Posters of her were everywhere in the 49th state. She seemed genuine,…
Eric Holder Grabs Justice by the Balls
In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the original 2004 sports comedy, then you are going to love Iron E-Media’s latest release: “DOJBall” (starring Attorney General Eric Holder). With such memorable lines as, “No…
New ‘Trans-Jewish’ Movement Sparks Outrage
A new movement being popularized on Tumblr is seeking to show solidarity with individuals worldwide who feel they are “Trans-Jewish.” According to other posts on the page, the author is concerned with giving a voice to people such as himself,…
Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend Lindsay Mills Just An “Average” Poll Dancer
Many supporters of government whistleblower Edward Snowden claim that his girlfriend Lindsay Mills is just an “average” pole dancer with no special attributes. “I’ve seen Lindsay dance and she ain’t nothing special”, said New York bartender Sal Jennings, 37. “She…
IRS Insists Scandal More of a Misunderstanding
Unlike on Wall Street, gross incompetence has resulted in heads actually rolling at the IRS. It’s not that they’re bad people, even though obviously they are, but that they got caught in a scandal even they don’t know how to…
Evil Again Seeps Into Our Lives (Not the IRS This Time Either)
Ding dong the witch is back! Blown in by a rouge wind from the north, the bitch whom I literally can’t stand returns. Even my hopes that the wretched bowel movement of life Roger Ailes would not have any future…
Obama Drones on about Unmanned Aerial Vehicles
Drones actually are the “cure-all” for terrorism. At yesterday’s presidential press conference, President Obama talked for an abnormally long time about policy shift in his administration’s use of unmanned aerial vehicles in the war against terrorism. The president’s statements effectively…
Plumbers Rush to Stop NSA Leak
FORT MEADE – After gaining word of a tremendous NSA leak, plumbers in Staten Island and across the country dashed to Maryland in hopes of averting an insurance claim disaster. Led by Joe Wurzelbacher and John McCain, the group of…