Category: Top Stories
Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with…
How to Record Better Quality Gameplay Videos
Are you struggling with the quality of the gameplay videoss that you record, and find that most of them leave a lot to be desired? Without experience it can be difficult to record better quality gameplay videos, mostly because you…
How Long Before Ireland Builds Gas Chambers for the Disabled?
Surprisingly enough, there’s the odd person out there would say I am rarely found speechless about sensitive and contentious issues. I was not exactly surprised by the Irish Holocaust vote to conduct the mass extermination of ‘dysgenics’ and ‘Untermenschen,’ but…
Incel Culture & Neurodiversity: Two Sides of the Same Coin?
I recently moved towards a dialogue on Twitter; and while I knew debates over Neurodiversity were pretty ugly things, even I was shocked at the bizarre distortions of my calls for autistic males to reject victimhood; whether out of malice,…
Gambling Trends in the UK for 2018
The iGaming industry in the United Kingdom is currently undergoing significant change pertaining to new regulations set by regulatory bodies on the code of conduct required for a casino to operate. Brick and mortar establishments, as well as virtual gaming…
Liberty Snippets #3: Elves & Orcs
Elvesplaining the Orcs People are always trying to square the circle of Christianity and belligerence. This, of course, is contrary to a consistent life ethic.
Soren & Peter: A Contention of Betrayal, Love & Loss
Soren: What can I do? Would she accept so much as for me to dip my tongue in a cup of water, for her sake? Peter: Nay, indeed! For she is in a more blessed state than thou.
My Private Workout with Obama
[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…
Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border.
London Man Discovers Chin in Phone Box
London street cleaner Tim Hargreaves had a nasty surprise when he discovered a chin in a London phone box. Hargreaves, 57, told Glossy News: