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Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!” Continue Reading

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Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’

Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’

Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’

This confidential excerpt is very revealing. Continue Reading

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Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf.

Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead. Continue Reading

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‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists

‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists

Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists. Continue Reading

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Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well

Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well

European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently.

Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership of the Islamic State.

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Social Media Boost for Glossy News

Social Media Boost for Glossy News

Glossy News is soon transitioning to automatic social media posting, which will free up more time for great content production and editing!

We will soon post details on our new, dedicated social media accounts.

Previously, I have personally posted our articles; but please be prepared for our new dedicated Glossy News accounts!

For now, if you want to keep up to date, follow our Facebook page, and feel free to share any posts that you found amusing or thought-provoking:

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President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leaders in both the Democratic and Republican parties have been holding secret workshops with President Trump to teach him how to lie well.
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Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”

Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”

After recent controversial opinions on divorce and gay people, the authority of Pope Francis was already shaky.

But now his most contentious radical liberal intervention yet has shaken the Catholic Church to the very core.

Even the most hard-nosed dogmatists were prepared to tolerate his recent comments on ‘Who Am I to Judge?’ Continue Reading

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Liberalism is the Philosophy of Intolerance: & Rightly So (Meme)

Liberalism is the Philosophy of Intolerance: & Rightly So (Meme)

Once, on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page, I said: Continue Reading

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Moral Absolutism is Non-Negotiable (Meme)

Moral Absolutism is Non-Negotiable (Meme)

This is based on a comment on my Medium account (user name: One Tongue Johnny. Please follow!)

I am a ‘moral absolutist’ about Holocaust denialism.

I am ‘dogmatic’ about the Holodomor.

I am ‘inflexible’ about Bush’s warmongering. Continue Reading

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Selective Moral Absolutism is Always OK… Or is it? (Meme)

Selective Moral Absolutism is Always OK… Or is it? (Meme)

“Selective absolutism” is a great term. I must use it more!
Intolerance is always wrong. Zero exceptions!
(Except when I say so).

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Outbreak of Killer Clown Fights in Belfast

Outbreak of Killer Clown Fights in Belfast

The killer crown craze has finally hit Northern Ireland!

Bigtime Bozo Theresa ‘Trident Tumblebuffin May’ found the Tory Clown Car a little empty, and she needed to squeeze a few more crazy buffoons into her wacko little circus ring in London!

The Monster Raving Loony Party weren’t interested. Continue Reading

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