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News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

News Media Confuse Viewers by speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens.

“You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”
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Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes.

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24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit and watch things pass by. Continue Reading

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)

19. All ideologies are of equal value… All ideologies are mere fictions… Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable. Continue Reading

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Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court

Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court

Stonehenge tour guide buffoon Charles ‘Rocky’ Stone has taken his employer to court for unfair dismissal.
Stone 56, was fired for misleading tourists with ill-informed facts and research. Stone commented:
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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)

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Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)

The Garcon-Wonder Emmanuel Macron is facing some stiff challenges in times to come.

Not least, the somewhat superficially sinister character of some of his pronouncements.

Can you work out which quotes are from Macron, and which are from Mussolini? Continue Reading

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Macron & Mussolini: Spot the Difference (4-Day Quiz Fest)

Macron & Mussolini: Spot the Difference (4-Day Quiz Fest)

Every day until Thursday, there’ll be a new instalment in our latest “Who Said it First?” quiz series.

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Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors

Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday.

Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall, while Planned Parenthood workers, including doctors who provide abortions, would be part of the labor force enslaved to build the wall. Continue Reading

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. 

“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!”

“First off, I think we should change the name. It sounds too much like ObamaCare. Secondly, what do you mean by handlers?” Continue Reading

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Choosing a Moving Company: What You Need to Know Before You Move

Packing, unpacking, and moving, in general, can be a very stressful time. And with modern technologies, it is very easy for subtle rogues to fool customers by creating a false website and making them think that they are working with a reliable moving company. To protect your possessions and save a lot of money, you should pay special attention when choosing a mover. We’ve prepared a short list of a few things you can do as a customer to avoid being fooled. Continue Reading

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G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’

G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’

The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals.

However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms.

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