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Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles

Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles

Angel Clare:

The ranting street corner Calvinist, like Alec D’urberville, makes much of his virtue, by calling himself the worst sinner in creation.

In the way, isn’t that precisely what men do? Continue Reading

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What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

What Might You Expect to Find in the CIA Hymbook?

Do you think there’ll be any more exciting stuff from the CIA and MIC soon? Continue Reading

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Exclusive Leak: More from the CIA Hymnbook

Exclusive Leak: More from the CIA Hymnbook

The CIA may be dealing in snooping; but now they are raking it in as the world’s biggest megachurch cult. If you thought Pat ‘Blood Diamond’ Robertson was a bit of a shady figure

Wait til you find out what the greatest death cult in history are planning on the religious front! Continue Reading

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Continue Reading

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The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

The EDL Extend an Olive Branch to British Muslims

Some years ago, East End Pride was cancelled over alleged links to the English Defence League. But since then, in a period where hostility towards Muslims has been a significant problem, the EDL bigots have gone to great lengths to “prove” they are not hostile towards individual Muslims. Continue Reading

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Wacky Friends Parodies (II): Strange Friends

Wacky Friends Parodies (II): Strange Friends

Yesterday, we featured Marca Blanca’s Friends parody video; all about the Third Reich!

This time, it’s about some actual friends; not enemies! Continue Reading

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Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Now here’s a little legend about  a party of wankers

Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers Continue Reading

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Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature David Cameron… Continue Reading

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New Songbook from a Washed-Up Humanitarian Pop Star

New Songbook from a Washed-Up Humanitarian Pop Star

Anyone remember Klubber Bonez?

The cynical, washed-up humanitarian pop star? Continue Reading

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Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

NOTE:

This story from a while back shows Ed never quite succeeded in his plan to save the British economy.

Still, like all politicians, he did have good intentions; and that’s all that matters! Continue Reading

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RIP UKIP? Or RIP New Labour?

RIP UKIP? Or RIP New Labour?

Here’s an old satire of mine, from a time long before the Brexit Referendum…

And Corbyn! Continue Reading

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Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out.

So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise.

That’s where you and me come in! Continue Reading

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How to Solve a Problem Like We O’ Virtue?

How to Solve a Problem Like We O’ Virtue?

What can be done to stop We O’ Virtue?

Our old friend We O’ Virtue is always known for his ‘good intentions,’ if also for his ‘honest mistakes.’ Continue Reading

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George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

Shrivelled Wall Street Walnut and former Warmonger-in-Chief George Bush Senior has recently issued a third sexual harassment apology.

The first one was in relation to his alleged grope of Heather Lind. Continue Reading

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Alternative Names for the Democrats: The Definitive List!

Alternative Names for the Democrats: The Definitive List!

Gay-Friendly Kurd-Killers

My Empire, My Choice! Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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