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Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)

Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (2/2)

The Dynasty Wars are heating up. Never mind Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Clinton vs Bush is where it’s at!

Or at least, it’s where the money’s at, anyways! Continue Reading

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Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)

Blast from the Past: Clinton vs GOP (1/2)

Today, we have a couple of stories from way back! Hillary vs Republicans. Here’s the first one. Continue Reading

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Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook

Two Double Whammies! Clinton Classics, Plus More from the CIA Hymnbook

Today is a special day at Glossy News; but then again, when is it not?

At 6.30 and 7 am Seattle time, we have a double bill of classic Clinton humor from last year’s election campaign. Continue Reading

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Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant

Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant

The mother of one of the girls who was pimped in Rotherham has recently found herself arrested as a hate criminal. Continue Reading

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Two Satires on Hate Crimes & Facebook Later Today

Two Satires on Hate Crimes & Facebook Later Today

Later today, Jeremy Corbyn decries the ‘neoliberal double standard’ on social media and hate crimes.

(He’s no Jihadi Jez, put it that way!) Continue Reading

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Donald Trump Bursts

Donald Trump Bursts

U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference. Continue Reading

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Policy of the New York Lawmakers Regarding the Gambling Facilities of the State

Policy of the New York Lawmakers Regarding the Gambling Facilities of the State

The statehouse of New York has several questions to answer: Has the gambling industry in the state reached a saturation point? Is it true that when it comes to the number of venues for gambling, the city that never sleeps has run out of free space for the operators? Continue Reading

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Bill Cosby, O. J. Simpson to Lecture Serial Killers on Self-Protection

Bill Cosby, O. J. Simpson to Lecture Serial Killers on Self-Protection

Following the lead of Brock Turner on how to rape someone and not get caught, fellow misunderstood master (alleged) criminals Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson are to make a campus tour lecturing the serial killer community on how not to get in trouble. Continue Reading

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Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance

Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance

Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview. Continue Reading

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Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump

Obama Urges Americans to Stage ‘Democratic Coup’ & ‘Liberal Revolution’ Against Trump

Former President Barack Obama has recently ridden on the coat tails of the Sanders and Ron Paul Revolutions, and advocated a ‘Democratic Coup’ in the United States. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (VI: Where to Go From Here?)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (VI: Where to Go From Here?)

Mitch will not walk alone.

Nor in fear. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (V: Stoner’s Lament)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (V: Stoner’s Lament)

Psychedelic.

Incredible music. Continue Reading

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Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that Clinton had a troll army under her command, but that itself was already untrue. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (IV: Julia Nunes Tribute)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (IV: Julia Nunes Tribute)

Cute, cute, cute.

Brute, brute, brute. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (III: Minorities Report, They Love Him)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (III: Minorities Report, They Love Him)

Everybody loves the minority vote!

Nobody has to go into politics to serve the public. Continue Reading

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GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (II: Mitch McConnell Will Help Save Your Corporation)

GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (II: Mitch McConnell Will Help Save Your Corporation)

Free markets and capitalism are great, aren’t they?

That’s the American way!

Well. Up to a point. Continue Reading

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