Category: Top Stories
Is a Libertarian Vote for Trump Unconscionable?
The US Presidential Election is upon us. Faced with a binary choice, a Libertarian would rightly consider voting for Mr Trump over Secretary Clinton. Ask yourself which of the two “candidates” has a proven track record of choosing war? Was…
Trump is Right – Proof that the Election is Rigged
Donald Trump has alleged the 2016 presidential election has been rigged against him and that the only possible way he can lose will be because of fraud and collusion. As a noted investigative reporter, I felt it was my journalistic…
Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’
After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:
Muslims Report Stuff
At the second presidential debate, a Muslim member of the Town Hall audience asked Donald Trump what could be done to reduce the intense level of Islamophobia. Trump replied with what many Americans think is an outstanding solution to address…
One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned
It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine: Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let…
Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without…
Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her
A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…
Conspiracy Theorists are Foolish: the ‘Hume’s Leap’ Fallacy
Some years ago, someone spoke with me about 9/11 conspiracy theories, and said that he ‘wouldn’t put it past them,’ or words to that effect. This sentence from the person who spoke with me years ago, arguably shines a…
Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to accustom Americans to those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando Lamas, chairman of the Institute, said at…
Glossy News Contributor Book Showcase 1: Swan Morrison’s ‘Judgement Day’
For the next three days, we are showcasing three ebooks, from three Glossy News writers! First of all, here is ‘Judgment Day’ by Swan Morrison. Aside from his various humorous ebooks, Swan Morrison runs the site Short Humour. ‘Judgment Day’ is his…