One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned

It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine:

Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let her come to me first.

Heh heh… I’m just such a smart guy! I am just one DAMN SMART COOKIE! Well, it’s not up to me to chase her. I’m gonna let her see how much she needs me first.

WAITS

WAITS

WAITS

WAITS

[Tittering and snickering in the background]

Obama: … Oh. Shit. Well. What a prissy, stuck-up bitch! Guess she just doesn’t know what she’s missing.

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http://wallacerunnymede.tumblr.com/post/151675622904/tumblr-one-act-play-obama-gets-friendzoned

More global friendzoning here (two-parter):

http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201504160400/khameini-frustrated-putin-still-friendzoning-ayatollah-12/

http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201504170410/khameini-frustrated-putin-still-friendzoning-ayatollah-22-nsfw/

Psst… If you would like to contribute to a humorous One Act Tumblr Play compilation for 2017, please email wallacerunnymede@gmail.com

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