Category: Strange People
Stalker turns a woman’s hair into a diamond engagement ring
A woman meets her stalker face to face for the first time and he proposes with a diamond made from her hair. Shockingly, she said “Yes!” Two years later, they are still together with a baby on the way. Melvin…
Donald Rumsfeld Emerges from Underground Lair asking, “Am I no longer the most evil Donald?”
Suspected reptillian and confirmed demon Donald Rumsfeld, the gleeful architect of no fewer than all deaths in the Middle East (2001-2009) permitted the light of day to wash across his face in a rare instance of seeming mortality Wednesday. “Wait,”…
A World Beyond Daycare: Some Call it Tent Cities!
Tacoma, WA— We all know that sending newborns to daycare has innumerable benefits for their social lives, career prospects, and, most of all, their health.
NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!
Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…
The Vampire And The Vamp
The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…
Kids On Leashes?
Sitting down at the park looking at a kid strangely on a leash held by his Mum, I’m enjoying a sunny day after working at a music festival. Nothing cool, like I’m a guy in a band smashing groupies who…
Blond President Jokes
What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s.
Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.
Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty that ‘Do…
Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past
He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…
Flu Spray Replacement Found Among City Dwelling Homeless population
For many years, the flu vaccine was administered primarily in two ways—via an injection or through a nasal spray. However, many pharmacies and doctors have steered away from the use of the flu spray, and settled almost exclusively on the…