Category: Society
Local Man Preemptively Places Decorative Christmas Deer in Doggy Style Position
WICHITA – On Monday afternoon local man and self-described holiday enthusiast Phillip Bakers preemptively arranged his two decorative outdoor Christmas reindeer, a common addition to the front yards of many Christian Americans, in the doggy style position. “I know that…
Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (II)
Last time, I brought you Rush Limbaugh’s noble and courageous plan to deliver our kids from Hard-Left-Socialist-Indoctrination™. However, it is said by some that not all right wing or left wing people think alike. Hence, in the interests of media…
President Replaces Hand Shake w/ Fist Bump
Washington D.C.-When President Barack Obama meets with leaders of foreign nations, he will now use a fist bump as a greeting, that according to a White House Press Release. Reporters asked the President to elaborate during a round of golf…
Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (I)
Normally it’s the Democratic Party that is accused of Warring-Against-Christianity™ and Driving-God-Out-Of-The-Schools™. But now the conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has jumped on the Pinko-Liberal-Secular-Darwinianist-Homosexual-Bandwagon: I mean, people are talking about all these superstitious and fanatical texts… that Quran…
Ebola Nurses Going on Tour
Dallas, TX-As part of an initiative to educate the public about the dangers of Ebola, 5 of the nurses who have been treating Ebola victims in Dallas are going to be embarking on a 45 day and 3 hour tour. “This will…
The Serious Semi-History of a Semi-Viral Video
Last night I signed a contract for what may be considered a viral video. Might be the next big thing, who knows. The road to get here was long and strange, though 99% of it happened in the last day,…
Groundbreaking UKIP-Turn: Kippers Start Actually Hating Foreigners
Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters. So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party:
Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving- Mostly the Rich
“I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today ’cause my boss told me too.” said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plains Walmart in…
Obama Pardons Black Turkey: Bojangles will live to loot another day
Obama’s first Post Ferguson pardon occurred Thursday, and just like everything else the President does, the act has got him up to his neck in controversy. As is tradition at the White House since 1947, the President pardoned a turkey,…
Enda Kenny Voted World’s Most Charismatic Current Fine Gael Taoiseach
A recent RTE poll, unsurprisingly, has determined that Enda Kenny, despite malicious rumors from irrational and extremist Fianna Fail hooligans™, really is (as none of us really doubted), the World’s Most Charismatic Current Fine Gael Taoiseach. Admittedly, it was a…