Author: Dink the Shrink
Advice/humor columnist from Madison, WI. Yes, Madison is the birthplace of The Onion, but those hosers have nothing on Glossy News!
“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC
Seattle, WA-Local employees were abuzz yesterday when something unexpected happened. A good looking guy sporting a smooth beard and one of those cool knit Beanie hats strolled in to order some extra crispy. “This doesn’t happen here, it just doesn’t,”…
President Replaces Hand Shake w/ Fist Bump
Author: Dink the Shrink Published Date: December 5, 2014
Washington D.C.-When President Barack Obama meets with leaders of foreign nations, he will now use a fist bump as a greeting, that according to a White House Press Release. Reporters asked the President to elaborate during a round of golf…
Ebola Nurses Going on Tour
Author: Dink the Shrink Published Date: December 4, 2014
Dallas, TX-As part of an initiative to educate the public about the dangers of Ebola, 5 of the nurses who have been treating Ebola victims in Dallas are going to be embarking on a 45 day and 3 hour tour. “This will…