Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (II)

Last time, I brought you Rush Limbaugh’s noble and courageous plan to deliver our kids from Hard-Left-Socialist-Indoctrination™.

However, it is said by some that not all right wing or left wing people think alike.

Hence, in the interests of media balance, objectivity, and all that unnecessary and pathetic crapola I have to wade through in order to avoid getting a hiding from the mainstream media…

Well, I’m going to go all diversity-friendly for today.

So: Professor-Emeritus-Of-Pre-Post/Post-Pre-Spenglerian-Historical-Teleology-At-The-University-Of-The-Common(-Er-Than-Others)-Man…

To wit, Pat Buchanan, Inspired-And-Venerated-Creator-Of-The-Renowned-Judeo-Christian-Islamic-Tradition-Thesis™…

Well, His-Most-Exalted-Less-Inauthentically-Rightier-Than-Thou was somewhat guarded and equivocal™ about Rush’s rant:

Well… well, it has been said, I believe, by not a few…

That I am not really in the habit of pushing some kind of radical POV in some very crude or blatant way, like a certain somewhat esteemed media figure at Fox is, at times, said to do.

Yes… I kind of like to say something in a sort of artistic or high-aesthetic way, so that people can read into it whatever they want… well, within reason… could that be correct? A bit like a certain person who is perhaps also called Pat?… hm?

pat robertson tactful

I mean, I could be tempted to take the liberty of saying that we don’t NECESSARILY have all THAT MANY dissimilarities in terms of not a few of our views… but I’ll perhaps leave you guys to decide what you may think I might perhaps conceivably mean by that.

Do be so good as to ignore the words in SHOUTY CAPITALS, as they may not necessarily be entirely consequential…

Nor indeed perhaps, for that matter, entirely irrelevant… in which latter hypothetical case, to NOT IGNORE them might conceivably be not entirely to no purpose, as it were.

Still, I will perhaps not be entirely disinclined to say something such as the following: and make of it what you will… for it is a free country, I hope… or MAY CONCEIVABLY REMAIN SO, for a certain season of time.

Well: if there were by any STRANGE CHANCE some kind of SERIOUS, INSIDIOUS CONSPIRACY by manipulative globalist ATHEISTS, who intended to DECHRISTIANIZE AMERICA… and bring our once-proud civilization to its knees in abject humiliation, so that HORDES OF BARBARIANS could overrun it…

No, no, don’t look at me like that, if you don’t mind. OK? Please do remember, I didn’t say such a thing was happening, nor indeed that it was possible, or even LIKELY…

Nor INEVITABLE…

Nor, indeed, A MORTAL AND PRESSING PERIL FACING OUR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AND ITS VERY EXISTENCE.

No… why worry.. for now? No. For, I merely said “IF…” did I not…?

pat buchanan hermeneutics meme

Well… IF, for the sake of argument, such a thing were conceivably possible…

Then one might wonder perhaps, after all, whether people planning such a WICKED… (or at least somewhat ethically questionable) deed might not, if it were at all plausible to speculate thus… decide that a somewhat prudent course of action might conceivably be to…

To, if it were possible, to approach some figures perhaps NOT ENTIRELY INCONSEQUENTIAL in respect, at least, of their public prominence…

And see how such figures might perhaps be not entirely indisposed to receive and PROPAGATE their perhaps somewhat dubious views in a manner.. shall we say…

Not wholly suggestive of a THOROUGHLY WHOLEHEARTED repudiation…. if you will.

I mean, there’s little point me coming out here, all guns blazing, and making wild insinuations that might conceivably, in one way or another, have consequences that were.. perhaps, not wholly beneficial… if you like.

But… perhaps a CERTAIN NUMBER OF YOU may feel a DEGREE OF LIBERTY to interpret my words as you wish… hm?

hannity condescending
Rush Limbaugh, however, was less equivocably unimpressed with the somewhat more equivocal evaluation that America’s-Biggest-Social-Justice-Warrior…

Sorry, I mean Political-Hipsterism’s-Biggest-Cultural-Coherence-Warrior… made of the Fox presenter’s ungodly, atheistic rant:

“HUH? WTF! Doesn’t this antiquated, old-school, reactionary bastard ever shut up? I just can’t stand right wing bigots who just rant on and on, and who don’t make any sense whatsoever!

“I mean… what you’ve just quoted to me… it’s the BIGGEST PILE OF CRAP I’ve ever heard IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!”

Hmmm… it looks like even Newt Gingrich will find it hard to reconcile the views of these two prominent Achingly-Right-Of-Center™ figures.

newt gingrich unimpressed at paleo and neo con meme

So… judging by this, it appears that non-MSNBC ideology might not be as monolithic as MSNBC or even Fox News thought, after all.

Well… I guess that’s news we can believe in!

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