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The Beauty of the World to Come

The Beauty of the World to Come

One of the most commonly misunderstood parables is the marriage of the man with six brothers: Luke 20: 27-38 (Douay-Rheims Bible, 1899, American Edition): Continue Reading

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Curious Memes from the Road Trip of an Appalachian Spring

Curious Memes from the Road Trip of an Appalachian Spring

NOTE FROM RFREED:

REAL PHOTOS FROM A REAL TRIP THAT WAS A REAL TRIP!

Photos taken in east Kentucky, western Virginia, southern West Virginia and south-eastern Ohio. Continue Reading

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1st Amendment Dead? Sam Harris Arrested in California for Blasphemous Hate Speech Fuelled Tirade

1st Amendment Dead? Sam Harris Arrested in California for Blasphemous Hate Speech Fuelled Tirade

Renowned neuroscientist and well-meaning internet celebrity Sam Harris has been arrested for a mildly intemperate hate rant at the University of California, Berkeley.

Belligerently roaring over a mob of blue-haired bulimic pride intersexuals, iron-clad antifa anarcho-anal retentivists and jihadi jew-baiters, Harris shrieked: Continue Reading

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GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”

EDITOR’S NOTE:

LET’S GET CRYPTO CRAZY, BABY!

AND THERE’S NOTHING CRAZIER THAN FAKE-ASS MONEY.

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Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”

UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze…

‘Cough your asshole out! Continue Reading

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The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. Continue Reading

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Computer Program Translates Ordinary English into Shakespearean Verse

Computer Program Translates Ordinary English into Shakespearean Verse

Dateline: CAMBRIDGE, MA—A team of computer programmers at MIT, led by Wallace Thickglasses, has completed its Shakespearean Translator, which converts plain English into Shakespearean verse. The translator has received rave reviews from Shakespeare scholars.
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Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day.

And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy!

Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the Artist Formerly known as…

Well, anyhoo! Continue Reading

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ANYONE FOR TEA?! (A Poem From My Days as an Office Tea Boy)

ANYONE FOR TEA?! (A Poem From My Days as an Office Tea Boy)

Simon needs a herbal, or he’ll get in a strop,

Lucy wants the cream in, or moan that it’s a flop. Continue Reading

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Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute match? Continue Reading

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When a Mistake in a Medical Diagnosis Is and Is Not Considered Medical Negligence

When a Mistake in a Medical Diagnosis Is and Is Not Considered Medical Negligence

Usually, we trust doctors to be able to get to the bottom of things when we have unexplained symptoms, and most of the time things go right with medical diagnoses within the boundaries of what is possible with current medical science. Continue Reading

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American Parents Love Guns more than their Children, study shows

American Parents Love Guns more than their Children, study shows

Dateline: KALAMAZOO—In the wake of the school shooting in Florida, in which a young male killed 17 of his former fellow students, a team of researchers at the Technocracy Institute in Michigan explains the impossibility of sensible gun regulation in the United States… Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.

CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.

So far, the CIA Hymnbook has covered many famous hymns; including Sanctus and Bendictus. And speaking of well-beloved Latin hymns, we now have the ‘Agnus Dei’ or ‘Lamb of God.’

If you’ve recently been reading The Satanic Bible or Necronomicon, this is just the Black Mass the darker side of you has been craving… Continue Reading

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The Woke Metropolitan Centrist’s Guide to Non-Triggering Slurs

The Woke Metropolitan Centrist’s Guide to Non-Triggering Slurs

One of the most strident and inflammatory SJW sites I’ve ever seen is ‘Not Sorry Feminism.’

SPOILER: You don’t have to be ‘sorry.’ Nobody cares!

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Life Coach Recommends Obsessive, Idiosyncratic Behaviour to Earn Immortality by Word Coinage

Life Coach Recommends Obsessive, Idiosyncratic Behaviour to Earn Immortality by Word Coinage

Dateline: TORONTO—Melvin Meister’s Labour of Fame Organization, founded in 1973, has been vindicated over forty years later, as the Oxford English Dictionary added the word “smeelian” to its account of the English language, in recognition of the life’s work of one Mr. Meister’s acolytes, Anita Smeelie. Continue Reading

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National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Continue Reading

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The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot

The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot

Down in the green fields of Islington
A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s
There once were a tinker named Toynbee
And now this were the song what he tink’d with Continue Reading

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President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start

President Trump, Arming Teachers is an Excellent Start

Dear President Trump,

Let’s be clear: I did not vote for you. But I have to admit – you’re doing an amazing job at Making America Safe Again.

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