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Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory

Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It’s always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messed-up and untidy. Continue Reading

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Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a couple bucks, but if not, you know, at least thanks for watching! Continue Reading

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Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Continue Reading

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Can You Save Money on Heating AND Keep Warm?

Can You Save Money on Heating AND Keep Warm?

It’s difficult to keep your room warm and save money at the same time. Continue Reading

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China officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047

China officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047

Dateline: PLAYGROUND 307, Year 2051—The eight hundred remaining adults in the United States are increasingly asking how the Age of Reason become the Age of Babies. Continue Reading

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The Progress of The Soul: A Poetic Allegory for Spiritual Seekers of All Traditions & None

The Progress of The Soul: A Poetic Allegory for Spiritual Seekers of All Traditions & None

The black zone

The book is full of facts.
Everything is common sense.
Means what it says, says what it means. Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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A Celtic Blessing: Remember Me, Blow Ill, Shine Prosperous

A Celtic Blessing: Remember Me, Blow Ill, Shine Prosperous

May you all have a hundred nights of human grievances, but never a single blink lost of demonic faults.

May you say I spoke not always wisely, but ever with integrity of spirit. Continue Reading

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Cognac in Southwark (Don Augusto’s Limits to Progress)

Cognac in Southwark (Don Augusto’s Limits to Progress)

Don Augusto shuffled in once more. This time not Strawbs Bar, Leeds; but St Christopher’s Inn, Southwark.

‘Mind your semantics,’ I smirked, as he grimly placed his cap upon the cracked barrel next to my lap. Continue Reading

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Professor Smiggles Takes on False Humility, Dodgy Polls & Randy Jane Austen Characters

Professor Smiggles Takes on False Humility, Dodgy Polls & Randy Jane Austen Characters

10% of British folk think they are moving downstairs after they die and reach the afterlife. Continue Reading

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Black Peter, Russian Paul: Not All Icons Look the Same

Black Peter, Russian Paul: Not All Icons Look the Same

People in every culture seem to have a different vision of key religious figures.

Over the course of a few articles, I’m going to compare a few public domain images I’ve found from various religions. Continue Reading

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Edgy London Soap Opera Panders to Booming Postmodernist Intellectual Market

Edgy London Soap Opera Panders to Booming Postmodernist Intellectual Market

A recent TV programme has finally cornered the crowded market of postmodern London soap operas. Millions of viewers are tuning in every week; and yet, nobody seems to have the slightest idea ‘wass goin’ on?’ in this rather bizarre and challenging television classic. Continue Reading

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Moderate Center or Radical Center? A Poem for the Age

Moderate Center or Radical Center? A Poem for the Age

Between #literallyhitler & #literallystalin

There is a narrow No Man’s Land. Continue Reading

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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you

From our dread and mighty drones Continue Reading

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Poem II: Up Through the Down Shelf

Poem II: Up Through the Down Shelf

One day I will be gone. Continue Reading

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Ulster Prod Arrested for Catholicismophobia: Latest PC Hate Crime Du Jour

Ulster Prod Arrested for Catholicismophobia: Latest PC Hate Crime Du Jour

Social Justice snowflakes have now come to characterize Catholicismophobia as a hate crime. Continue Reading

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