Category: Society
Technologies That Have Changed the Course of History
Throughout history, we’ve seen a number of inspired inventions that have changed the way we live and work. From steam engines to automobiles, new technologies for casino bonuses have been around for centuries, quickly evolving over time to make our…
More Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next 50 Years
Presidential Election Announcements as the Great Awakening Plays Out (President / VicePresident)2024: Donald Trump / Ivanka Trump2028: *Ivanka Trump / Donnie Trump, Jr.2032: *Ivanka Trump /Jared Kushner2036: *Jared Kushner/ Tiffany Trump2040: Kim Guilfoyle / Eric Trump2044: Barron Trump / Donald…
Another Case Of Wild Polio Reported In East Africa
Mozambique has become the latest African country to report a new case of wild polio. For this country, this is the first reported case in three decades. Mozambique Confirms Rare Case Of Polio Mozambique this week confirmed that it has…
Harried Harry At Work
If anyone reads the maundering rants in this journal except myself, I will first say that my name is Harold (“Harry”) Bradsen and I am a line editor at Wexler Publishing Group, Inc. In case you don’t know, Wexlers is…
New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success
Sources confirmed Thursday that a new muscle-building supplement (simply called BarBarik) was recently tested and found to be a huge success. Containing massive amounts of vitamins, minerals, calcium, boron, and various other “unknown ingredients,” the pill was given to stressed-out, insecure, angry, and…
Troubling Karen Variant Threatens NYC Metro Area and Beyond This Winter
A highly transmissible new variant of Karen has been detected, originating in Manhattan’s Upper West Side in late 2021 and now spreading to upscale neighborhoods in Brooklyn and far beyond in the New Year. Genomic sequencing of positive Covid-19 test…
On The First Day of Christmas — Lyrics for Our Time: Stuff This in Your Stocking, My Rightist Love!
On the first day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me A “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the second day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me Two Shredded Masks And a “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the third day…
Schrodinger’s Cat is Envious
Quarantining is difficult. Wearing a mask is hard. Taking a jab in the arm is annoying. All this just to save your life? Wow, do I feel sorry for you. Not. You know what is difficult? Being locked…
Midwestern Forklift Driver Just Glad He Can Finally Go Home And “Not Stop” After 5 Beers
Grant County. 26-year-old alcoholic Craig Wall was profoundly delighted last Friday when he was finally able to leave his exhausting and pointless factory job as a Forklift Driver at Pine Bark Industries and ‘not stop’ consuming can after can of…
Abortion Law Helps Texas Women Lose Weight, Become Entrepreneurs
The new Texas law restricting abortion once a heartbeat is detected on ultrasound, at approximately six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant (and when there is no actual heart yet, just electrical pulsing) has generated a…