Category: Society
Heart Torn From Him While Living; Undead Won’t Rest Until Cheney Returns It
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. (Image courtesy of outletradio.com) Hells that are not bright and hot but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of other…
Father of 30 Requests, Gets, Break on Child Support
A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a break’ in paying his alimony to 11 women with whom he has fathered 30 children (This is true). Desmond Hatchett, who works a minimum…
Liquor at Supermarkets – Here Comes the Hangover
This morning at the crack of midnight Washington State supermarkets like Metropolitan Market in downtown Seattle began selling hard liquor. It took years of struggle, three state-level initiatives and more than $22 million from Costco, but is it worth it?…
Osama bin Laden’s Post Mortem Bestsellers
It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Momar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his own people and his buddy Saddam Hussein before his capture had…
Ford Claims Insurance Faith Exemption
Long after contemporary pundits have passed on to their respective rewards (7th level of Dante’s Inferno) historians may characterize the Affordable Healthcare Act as 2700 pages of unintended consequences. That possibility loomed larger this week as Ford Motor Company triggered…
Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas
Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much…
The Supreme Scrap in Wisconsin
The underside of the dark and dangerous judicial branch was exposed last year when Justice Walsh Bradley accused fellow Justice David Prosser of putting her in a “choke hold” during debate of the constitutionality of the controversial bill eliminating collective…
God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge
God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn’t insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle…
Fashion’s New Passion: Flag Apparel
Considered the retail clothier’s equivalent of a Bilderberg conference, the Miami Youth Casual Apparel show has long drawn attention without producing fashion headlines. A party atmosphere combines with paparazzi, cutting edge designers and models that appear to have never seen…
Bigfoot Saves Man from Chupacabra
Spanish Forks, Idaho has long been famous for trout fishing and scenic mountain vistas. Many in this small town now wonder if that has changed forever, given recent events. Accounts differ, but most agree it began with local man Al…