Category: Society
Communities on High Alert in Wake of Killer Guinea Pig Attacks
It seems no animal is safe to keep as a pet anymore. There was a time when people kept turtles as pets. But no longer, thanks to research which proved turtles often carry the deadly Salmonella bacteria, which can easily…
LaPierre “War On Liberal Media Requires Actual Guns”
A quote that is rumored to have been made by NRA leader and chief propagandist Wayne LaPierre recently implied that the war for public opinion against the liberal media was no longer just a war of words, it needed to…
2023: With Half of America Shot, NRA Insists “More Guns”
Timeline- April 23, 2023 Place- Washington, D.C., or what is left of it. The National Rifle Association and Congress again face off against each other over the never ending debate over gun control. Once again it took a major massacre,…
Government Admits Glenn Beck is Classified Experiment Gone Awry
UNSPECIFIED LOCATION–A rogue agent of a super classified top secret branch of the government (that some say was involved in the Roswell findings of ’47) has spoken with Iron E-News via pigeon and confirmed that American political commentator Glenn Beck…
Tip #17: When Planning a Romantic Get-Away, Consider Inviting Your Wife
[Glossy News contributor, Tim Jones, provides a periodic column for Glossy News called The Love Doctor, where he shares his insights on matters of the heart.] For years people the world over have sought my advice as a foremost authority…
Top 13 Ailments Mis-Diagnosed through Google
Every day, millions of Americans get sick. If they’re smart, they’ll go to Google before hitting up their local HMO provider. Most of them get the wrong diagnosis, but they save a fortune along the way. Based on our research,…
Roque LA Officer Chris Dorner Proposed NRA Speaker
In a move that is even stunning for the NRA, a speaking offer has been made to former LAPD officer Christopher Dorner to speak at the next NRA convention. The decision has many inside the organization questioning the overall impact…
Road to Success Closed for Construction
Due to further initiatives from the office of Mayor Ballard, the road to success – an interstate linking life’s frustrating years with one’s potentially comfortable adult years – has closed to make way for more construction. The road, which is…
“This Page Intentionally Left Blank”
Boca Raton, Fla. (Wall Street Journal) Malcombe (Mel) Rebbit, inventor and founder of “This Page Intentionally Left Blank,” was found deceased in his car in the Harris Teeter parking lot last Tuesday. Boca Raton police issued a statement that his…
Helen Dragas Voted UVA’s “Most Admired”
As Thomas Jefferson looks down from his cloudy suite in heaven, he must be exceedingly proud of UVA for its latest attempt at breaking the status quo in popular trends. According to a poll released Sunday morning, Board of Visitors…