Category: Health
ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations
Scientists say our addiction to phones and the prevalence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) in both kids and adults can lead to very awkward conversations.
Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”
UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze… ‘Cough your asshole out!
Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking
Pat Jacobs, a long-time critic of LGBTQ proponents, chose to silence xer YouTube channel last year to go undercover to see how the so-called “Gay Conversion” clinics actually operate. What xhe found may shock you to your very core, or…
But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (3/4)
Self-Diagnosis What is self-diagnosis?
Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan.
Doctors are Heroic for facing Blood and Guts without Puking, says Surgeon
Dateline: WHYNOT, NC—Surgeons are responding to the criticism that they’re vain and overpaid, by asking the critics to imagine what it’s like being elbow-deep in blood and guts.
Autism of the Playpen? The Juvenile Mediocrity of ‘Autistic Nihilism’
Autistic Entitlement & Victimhood are Part of a Broader Occidental Zeitgeist Some time ago, I made some comments about the problem of how some people de-emphasize the importance of autistic people cultivating ourselves.
Liberals Accused of Insensitivity for Mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result…
God Praised for Outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…
Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed
Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.