Category: Health
U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into…
Top Ten Completely Wacko Mental Health Myths (If You Believe this Shit, You Must Be Crazy!) #2
How was yesterday’s piece? Here are some more absolutely batshit crazy things I’ve noticed. There is an ‘Autistic Community’ Who All Think the Same things. WRONG! There are autistic individuals, and some support mainstream SJW ideology; others don’t. The Autistic…
Top Ten Completely Wacko Mental Health Myths (If You Believe This Shit, You Must Be Crazy!) #1
Psychotics are Dangerous and Evil. WRONG! People often seem to confuse psychosis with psychopathy. “Most people with psychosis are more likely to harm themselves than others.” Source: NHS Autistic People Lack Empathy.
Incel Culture & Neurodiversity: Two Sides of the Same Coin?
I recently moved towards a dialogue on Twitter; and while I knew debates over Neurodiversity were pretty ugly things, even I was shocked at the bizarre distortions of my calls for autistic males to reject victimhood; whether out of malice,…
London Doctor Gets Head Stuck in Patient’s Anus
London doctor Mary Silverstein accidentally got her whole head trapped inside a patient’s anus during a routine prostate examination. Patient Walter Bottomley 54, told Glossy News:
My Private Workout with Obama
[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…
Ghosts or Sleep Paralysis?
You know how everything seems scariest in the middle of the night? How many times have you woken, terrified that there is someone or something in your bedroom or in your house? Perhaps you feel frozen in fear, seemingly unable…
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!
So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’ ‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’
I’ve Changed My Mind on Gun Control- Let’s Make them REALLY Hard to Get
As a former gun owner, I’ve finally changed my mind on guns. Not just for myself, I grew out of that years ago, but for everyone. For years I’ve said we need to meet the staunch pro-gun guys halfway. But…