Category: Health
Missouri Hospital To Avoid Discrimination Charge By Canceling All Visitations
Research Medical Center in Kansas City Missouri is making a change to their visitation policies in an effort to avoid appearing discriminatory by eliminating visiting privileges for all patients. The hospital has recently become the focus of attention by gay…
Taylor Swift Diagnosed with Venereal Diseases
Today, surprising information came to light which reveals that Taylor Swift was recently treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia of her genitalia and throat by a VDC (venereal disease clinic). Further details show that the chart-topping songstress has also received treatment…
Report: Actual Benefits to Alzheimer’s Disease (Comic)
There is nothing funny about Alzheimer’s Disease. Those afflicted suffer terribly. But this guy, shown here to the right, might have found a bit of an upside loophole to endure the affliction with a tad greater ease. (Click on the…
Should Ecstasy Be Legalized? Counterpoint Debate
There are many drugs terrorizing our nation, from low-cost heroine and crack to high-potency crystal meth. One drug equally vilified that gets a bit less attention is Ecstasy, known by its chemical name MDA or MDMA. MDMA was first synthesized…
Minnesota Misguidedly Manufactures Misleading Mexican Meals Making Millions Mad
I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of Minneapolis as being a place so white that it’s nickname is ‘The…
Tip #17: When Planning a Romantic Get-Away, Consider Inviting Your Wife
[Glossy News contributor, Tim Jones, provides a periodic column for Glossy News called The Love Doctor, where he shares his insights on matters of the heart.] For years people the world over have sought my advice as a foremost authority…
Top 13 Ailments Mis-Diagnosed through Google
Every day, millions of Americans get sick. If they’re smart, they’ll go to Google before hitting up their local HMO provider. Most of them get the wrong diagnosis, but they save a fortune along the way. Based on our research,…
Helen Dragas Voted UVA’s “Most Admired”
As Thomas Jefferson looks down from his cloudy suite in heaven, he must be exceedingly proud of UVA for its latest attempt at breaking the status quo in popular trends. According to a poll released Sunday morning, Board of Visitors…
Cigarette Cards Back in Fashion in Australia
When the Australian High Court forced tobacco manufacturers to sell cigarettes in packaging without their distinctive colours and logos from December last year, the World Health Organisation (WHO) applauded this decision, saying that it was the right thing to do…
Marcus Bachmann Furiously Gerrymandering Hetero Lines
Conservative icon and shockingly good dancer Marcus Bachmann is in the news again, following allegations that he had inappropriate contact with one of his “patients” at his “pray the gay away” clinic. “Well we all know what’s straight and what…