Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos War Zone

iPhone Explodes in Ossetia – Millions Feared Dead

French consumer groups are investigating a disturbing bout of recent reports concerning iPhone 3GS models that have exploded or burst into flames spontaneously.

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Posted in Crime Environment Politics

White House Claims Bush Torched California for Sport

New York – In the current edition of The Nation magazine, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel charges that President Bush is personally responsible for burning California’s economy.

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Posted in Environment

Fat Gits Causing Global Warming

This week’s Dogwanker’s Review headline reveals that being overweight is bad for the environment as well as your health, according to the results of a leaked survey financed by the Ministry for Wasting Money. Researchers at the London School for…

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Posted in Science

China Promises Fake Lunar Landing by 2008

China’s space program has enjoyed successes at a price previously unmatched by any space program. Not the US nor former Soviet Union, not even Canadians have been able to make strides in pace with the Chinese,, and not even because…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Science & Technologizzy Technology

How to Impress Your Boss with a Laminating Machine

Of all the things on your forever growing “to do list” today, the last thing you want to do is add yet another, but consider, even if just for a minute, that next one might make you successful. No wait,…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos

Maccessories Introduces the iPenis

Apple/Macintosh, long the personal computer choice of lesbians, has unveiled their long-anticipated iPenis, the USB dildo built for interactive dyke e-erotica games and programs that can only run on the power of a Mac.

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Posted in Entertainment Gadgets & Gizmos Human Interest

10 Ways to Be the Coolest with Duct Tape

Whether you work in an office, metal shop or aboard an oil drilling rig, there are certain tools of your trade you can’t do without. Maybe it’s a stapler, box of binder clips or full set of metric ratchet tools….

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Posted in Internets Tubes Technology

Ebay Catalog Mailings Mire Postal Service to a Crawl

Ebay has been feeling the growing pressure from mail order catalog companies due to their revived success in recent years. Consumers often don’t know what they want and having the luxury of flipping through pages was something Ebay just couldn’t…

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Posted in Biz News Technology

Toyota Hybrid Sports Car “Priapus” Gets Greenlight

Toyota Motor Corp. set themselves apart from American automakers in the 80’s and 90’s by designing quality vehicles absent of planned functional obsolescences. This decade Toyota made their mark by introducing the Prius, the first hybrid car to hit the…

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Posted in Health Technology

Slut 2.0 Introduces Hot-Swappable Ports

On the eve of release, designers and critics alike are praising the much anticipated release of the newest version of Slut. Whether you are a casual user or a diehard Slut enthusiast, the robust build promises a hole new experience…

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