Category: Technology
N,. Korean Missile Found to be Powered by Diet Pepsi, Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that perceive North Korea as a…
Jihadis Excited About Self-Driving Cars
Jihad organizers, coordinators and enthusiasts met this week in San Antonio, Texas, to advance their myriad causes. A panel discussion entitled “Sub-Suicide Bombings” brought up an interesting possibility; autonomous cars. Speaking from room 410 at the Henry B. Gonzalez Convention…
Search Engine Scandal; Google Auto-Completes Your Racism
Google offers an Auto-Complete feature. You start your search, they suggest what you might want to see, based on what others have searched… and Google thinks you’re a huge racist. I searched almost every country in the world and what…
Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program
An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the Gaza…
Study Finds Earth May Once Have Harbored Intelligent Life
BOSTON, MA – A 5-year study carried out by Harvard University’s Geological department has determined that, at some point in its relatively recent history, the planet Earth likely supported intelligent life. Analysis drawn from a collection of rock samples taken…
Dean Chambers: A Look Into the Next 10 Years (Part 6)
Todays entry in our predictions from the future series comes from Dean Chambers, the conservative blogger and statistician famous for his staunchly pro-Romney predictions during the 2012 presidential election. His expertise is in politics, so these are largely political predictions…
Future Predictions 2023 – Vision of the Future (Part 4)
Todays entry in our forward-looking future series comes from Fark user RexTalionis. He had originally participated as part of the Fark series, but his answers were so good, so thorough and so professional, he got his own whole unique story.
Aztecs Slam “Typical Stupid Mayans” When World Fails to End
Many Aztecs throughout North and Central America rejoiced at the stroke of midnight December 22nd, 2012, as the world failed to end, in accordance with Mayan prophecy. “Those stupid [beeping] Mayans. They’re just wrong about everything,” said Miguel Quattel, an…
Prisoners In Mexico Can Reduce Their Prison Sentence By Producing Electricity
Mexico City – (SatireWorld.com) Although prisons are intended as places where convicted criminals can pay their debts to society, confinement behind bars rarely yields anything other than the punishment alone. But now, thanks to an innovative new initiative underway at…
Greece Patents The Wheel
After Apple successfully suing Samsung for sharing the patented rectangle shape, the country of Greece has sought to ease their ongoing financial crisis by patenting the wheel. The country could only manage to gain a patent over the everyday object…