Posted in Video News World News

Hallucinogen Study Halted While Researcher Talked Out of Large Bird’s Nest

A study on the use of hallucinogens in medicine has been put on hold as authorities attempt to talk 24 year-old Chicago University researcher Vern Shelby out of a 13-foot bird’s nest. The story is still developing, but it is…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Evil Again Seeps Into Our Lives (Not the IRS This Time Either)

Ding dong the witch is back! Blown in by a rouge wind from the north, the bitch whom I literally can’t stand returns. Even my hopes that the wretched bowel movement of life Roger Ailes would not have any future…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Evil Again Seeps Into Our Lives (Not the IRS This Time Either)
Posted in Making Headlines

Palin Re-appears During Tornado Season, Coincidence? I Think Not

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Palin Re-appears During Tornado Season, Coincidence? I Think Not
Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial

Editorial: An important message from your cat

[This week, Glossy News is pleased to introduce Tuxedo, a 23-pound spokescat who has requested to provide this op-ed piece, representing the views of household cats everywhere.] Hey, owner. This is your cat. There appears to be a little confusion…

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Posted in Health Video News

Ghost Pepper Vodka Review; Dear God Don’t Do It (video)

I bought a bag of dried ghost peppers from World Spice Market in Seattle last month and decided to try some different recipes with it. Ghost Pepper infused vodka, however, was a terrible, terrible idea. I soaked two full ghost…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
Posted in Making Headlines

Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs
Posted in Making Headlines

Florida Lt. Governor Gives 6 To 1 Odds On Replacement

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Florida Lt. Governor Gives 6 To 1 Odds On Replacement
Posted in Making Headlines

Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule
Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke