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Trojan To Market New Product To Reduce Spread Of Idiocy
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 5, 2013
Trojan, a major manufacture of products designed to prevent the spread of sexual diseases, announced today that they have developed a human sized condom that can effectively prevent the spread of idiocy that is heard on right wing radio shows….
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Jodi Arias’s Shocking Sex Claim Stuns Mormon Community
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 5, 2013
In a trial that has been laced with sexual revelations that have left many scratching their heads, probably the one that caused the most shock in the Mormon community was uttered by the defendant today. Trying to recover from days…
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Secretary Kerry Denies Arms For Syrian Handicapped
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 5, 2013
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FL Governor Scott Concerned Gaping Holes Will Impact Tourism
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 4, 2013
Republican Gov. Rick Scott expressed concern today that tourist will start avoiding his state to avoid being sucked into a gaping hole. Because he failed to be explicit about which gaping hole he was concerned with, it is unsure if…