Authorities are now searching for the murder weapon(s), believed to be incessant nagging and/or ill-advised hair plugs.

If you thought there was anything to see here folks, you were mistaken and left to image your wives just a tad darker.

8-hours work devolves quickly to 6 hours of surfing the net for adult content.

By the time the Democratic proposal hit the floor, Harry Reid had already ensured enough Dems would vote to filibuster their own legislation.

No update as to exact locale. Details to follow.

It’s true, or allegedly so. We’ve had trouble verifying the story for semantic as much as practical reasons.