Category: Television
Palin’s Comeback Trail Begins in Nashville Booby Bar
Nashville, TN-After spending years exercising her First Amendment rights to encourage the murder of someone who wasn’t a “real American,” Sarah Palin’s media career has taken a turn for the worse after several real Americans were murdered by an anti-government…
Marilyn Manson Costume Upsets ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Viewers
A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season’s…
Montel Williams Caught w/ Drug Pipe; Sounds Like Episode of Montel
So here’s something fun and weird. Montel Williams was cited by the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office for possession of a marijuana pipe at the airport in Milwaukee. But is it strange that he had the pipe, that he was flying,…
Leno Heckled by the Ghost of Johnny Carson
After dispatching Conan O’Brien from the helm of “The Tonight Show”, Jay Leno returned triumphant months ago, only to be confronted by the heckling ghost of Johnny Carson, apparently still haunting the late-night set. Appearing nightly for months during Leno’s monologue,…
Republicans Earn Oscar Nod for ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization’
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special judges Oscar this year, ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization.’ Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated “The…
Pundit Recycling Program Deemed Success
Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez. We heard somebody named Juan Williams got fired from NPR and wanted to get the real story. Because the excuse that was given, well? Gringos are a little off in…
FOX “Frankenfans” Plot To Annihilate Liberals Revealed
A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free thinkers and political independents. A leaked memo from the highest levels of FOX News to leaders of the top ultra conservative movements reveals…
NBC to Debut OH MY GAAAWWWWD in Fall TV Lineup
A “unique” new NBC TV series to debut in the fall is entitled, OHHHH MMYYY GGGAAAWWWWDDDD!!!, and will air every night of the week with a different format each night. For example, Monday nights will allow viewers to witness a…
FOX Struggles To Replace “Fair And Balanced” With More Accurate Slogan.
FOX News, painfully aware of the hypocrisy behind their using of the motto ‘Fair And Balanced’ when it is obvious to all with at least two eyes in their head that they are a major blow-horn for right wing shills,…
Gender Discrimination in Asian Horror Movies
A recent study on gender bias in Asian horror movies have left many with weak stomachs in addition to the usual hankering for pseudo-buttered popcorn. It was found that the majority of ghosts are female and seeking vengeance, thus leaving…