A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season’s Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC.
When asked how she could possibly top dressing her daughter as a sexy super hero or over-the-top pop performer who made wearing lingerie on stage an everyday thing, Lorraine “Lala” Loopier (pronounced Loo-pee-ay) said that when you have a gorgeous little blonde daughter with “the look,” the sky is the limit.
That is why her daughter, Lucy “Lulu” Loopier will be competing in a Marilyn Manson costume complete with pale face, blackened eyes, ruby red lips and a black vinyl body suit complimented by fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.
“She is definitely going to create a stir with that outfit,” claims Lala, adding “and controversy these days is what brings in the big bucks.”
Asked if she has ever really watched Marilyn Manson perform or listened to any of his music, Lala answered, “His? Oh dear, I thought he was a she. After all, her, err his name is Marilyn, and I thought he, err, she, had boobs.”
Then she continued, “Oh, it makes no never mind. Several people in the viewing audience is sure to complain and when they do, we are going to shoot right to the top of the charts.”
ooo shes talking about the dope show its one of Manson’s best videos i love Manson cause he is the best entertainer period.
Wow its about time they add some interesting to that boring ass show 5/5 stars cause anything Mr. Manson wears rocks i don’t know how he changes costumes so fast n puts on such a fantastic show i use to think Michael Jackson was the all time best entertainer in the entire world his moonwalk n stage moves were fantastic in my eyes but he got bumped back when i got a chance to watch Manson live Manson came out on stage showing lots of skin had lots of energy different colored eyes he reminded be of a horror movie n horror movies r my favorite movies ever thats why Thriller use to be my favorite music video till i viewed sweet dreams Manson rules now i might tune in to c the show.
You sure are adept at angering people for the wrong reasons, huh?
At least I’m good at something….
You sure are adept at angering people for the wrong reasons, huh?
No outrage that our culture actually turns a blind eye to little girls getting dressed like hookers for pageants?
Guess I’ll feel a lot more comfortable when children have as many passionate defenders as Marilyn Manson apparently does. Uhm, oh yeah?
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
Seems there’s been a bit of confusion already here, folks. You are reading this story on a Satire site. Satire, get it? Take a deep breath.
@Electric Blue:
It’s child abuse to have your child dress up as Marilyn Manson, but not when they dress up as Michael Myers from Halloween or Jason from Friday the 13th? It’s cute when a child dressing up as The Devil, but everyone freaks out when it’s Marilyn Manson. The mothers should be jailed for life? Wow, you are extremely ignorant. There is no harm being done, they are just rocking the boat a bit for entertainment. It’s ironic, it’s people like you that create the most negativity in the world. Your ignorance resembles Nazi behavior, and you try to cover it up with your so-called good intentions.
Absolutely disgusting. These mothers should be jailed for life, it’s child abuse. Downright child abuse.