Posted in Human Interest Music

EDGY POEM! Spacking Out (Autism v Artistry, The Light Side of a Dark Affliction!)

My jeans are on backwards and tattered legs Not quite a six-pack, more of a party keg Don’t need a wingman, don’t need no aid Think I’ll just sit at home and write dystopia instead If you think my eyes…

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Posted in Music World News

WTF?! Clumsy Corbyn Compares “Labour Against Antisemitism” Speech to “Million Hour Long Wagner Opera!” FFS!

Flamboyantly PC bitter 60s throwback Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn (not to be confused with bitter 30s throwback Nick Griffin of a rival radical socialist party) has made a surprisingly uncharacteristic gaffe to complement his ‘Zionist Media Conspiracy,‘ ‘Jewish Privilege’ and…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Talky Pictures

Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…

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Posted in Politics Television

Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

Dear friends: I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on…

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Posted in Music Opinion/Editorial

American Cow Pie

Authors Note: This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Judge Judy’s Guide to Life

Hi. My name’s Judge Judy. Welcome to my courtroom. You obviously have seen me on TV telling stupid imbeciles wasting my time to go get a life! I’m here today to teach you all the formula on how to become…

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Posted in Music Strange People

Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.

Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her 2013 conjugal ditty that ‘Do…

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Posted in Biz News Talky Pictures

Disney Acquires Scientology, Pushes for Billion Year Copyright

In a move surprising several, Disney-ABC Television Group lodged a hostile takeover of Scientology on Monday, acquiring the majority of outstanding shares for $3.6 billion, excluding real estate assets, a 14% premium over Friday closing value. The move affords Disney,…

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Posted in Entertainment General Interest

Sharpen Your Pens! Glossy News Wants Your Poems… & Here are a Few Examples to Whet your Appetites!

Glossy News has plenty of room for poetry: serious poetry, yes, but especially satire! Or sometimes even serious (i.e. sober satire). Email the managing editor on wallacerunnymede@gmail.com if you want to contribute. Here are a few ideas to set you…

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Posted in Comics

More Funny Trump Cartoons!

Aaaaaaand it’s time for some more exciting cartoons from Up Chuck! Trump’s Own Authorities Everyone has the right to their own opinion, right? That’s what the First Amendment is about, after all! The Art of the Deal

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Posted in Entertainment Sports Sports Scandals

Redskins Owner Won’t Rule Out Signing Kareem Hunt

Washington, DC- On Monday, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder refused to rule out signing former Kansas City Chiefs Running back, Kareem Hunt, after he was released by his team on Friday. Hunt was a standout star for the AFC leading…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Veteran Glossy News writer rfreed with some funny new memes! Please send our memes, cartoons, parodies, pastiches and other funny stuff to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Do like our page as well! www.facebook.com/glossynews

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Posted in Internets Tubes

How to Capitalize on the Benefits of Screen Recording

Although screen recording is not new and has been around for some time, most people don’t really take advantage of what it can do. The fact of the matter is that screen recording has a lot of benefits and you…

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Posted in Music

Tupac Parody! California Liberal (An Ode to White Liberal Guilt)

The White Liberal Community have now released a rap in order to try and justify their ridiculous ideology and attitude. Interestingly enough, most POC in the United States of America and worldwide have rejected the hypocritical, sactimonious virtue-signalling of this…

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Posted in Entertainment

How to Improve Your Online Security in Gaming

Online gambling is now a top form of popular entertainment. Virtual casinos have squeezed out ground-based gambling clubs and casinos, giving their customers an affordable world of gambling pleasure. The gambling industry hasn’t rested on its past accomplishment, and it…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Trump Waited to ‘See What Happened.’ He Didn’t Like What Happened Next! Click Here to See the Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE (AND DON’T FORGET TO CLICK BELOW FOR THE FUNNY TRUMP CARTOON!): Flamboyantly controversial US President Donald J. Trump is fond of ending a public conversation with a certain enigmatic phrase of his… ‘We’ll see what happens.’ Is…

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Posted in Entertainment

Now That Sports Betting Is Legalized…

In 1992, the Professional and Amateur Sports Protection Act (PASPA) restricted states in the United States of America from legalizing sports betting. However, in May of 2018, the Supreme Court decided to upturn that law. This threw the window open…

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