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Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

And I’m here to help!

Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined.

Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to Be a Success” books and published in thirteen countries. Sales are estimated at between 5000 and 6000 volumes worldwide, including complimentary and bootleg copies. Continue Reading

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Catch it While You Can: Last Day of Ivory Tower Satire Book Deal

Catch it While You Can: Last Day of Ivory Tower Satire Book Deal

As mentioned yesterday:

24-25 May sees a free download deal for my satirical romp through ‘Prigley Uni.’ Continue Reading

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May 24-25: Anti-Social Justice Warrior Novel 100% Free on Amazon

May 24-25: Anti-Social Justice Warrior Novel 100% Free on Amazon

Amazon Stores globally are offering my academic satire novel FREE on May 24-25!

The Great Flâneur Narrative is a disturbing and hilarious read for those who are sick to the back teeth of pretentious, over-privileged faux-leftie metropolitan garbage.

The various social justice warriors, pomo idiots and regressive leftists at Prigley Uni are the ultimate shitshow of intellectual whackjobs.

From saving Tibet from the Tibetans to exposing a well-beloved festive figure as a racist white supremacist propaganda figure; from mainstreaming anti-vaxxer horseshit to Trotstreaming LGBT rights…

There is no depth of idiocy to which our dear friends will not stoop.

However, the fate of the Prigley Uni intellectual mafia is curiously bound up with that of the washed-up humanitarian pop star Klubber Bonez…

Does stupidity really kill?

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Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention

Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention

SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy.

Indeed, just this past weekend, Black was in the public eye attending the Furry Convention on the world-famous Santa Monica Pier, overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

Crazed maniacs dressed in animal-like costumes from all over the world attended the fuzzy-themed show that has been held annually since 1992, but Black had a special reason for being there, to announce his recent investment in the popular entertainment website – It’s A Cat, Just So You Know, Entertainment (www.itsacatentertainment.com). Continue Reading

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How To Find a Safe & Reliable Online Casino

How To Find a Safe & Reliable Online Casino

Graphic: “Las Vegas, The Freemont Street Experienc” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by ShardsOfBlue

Over the last few weeks, we have covered quite a few stories surrounding online casinos, from how tech is changing how we play to how Trump’s presidency is a real game changer. As we’re sure there will be more news centered around casinos in the near future, we thought we’d do our due diligence by ensuring our audience knows how to find the safest and most reliable online casinos out there on the vast world wide web. Continue Reading

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4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s kinda doing alright for a 23-year-old. He’s got a net worth of $225 million, which means you could say he earns a bit more than the average 23-year-old (many of whom still can’t afford to leave their parents’ basement). The hit singer and everyone’s favorite good-boy-gone-bad is living the life that many can only dream of. But, dream no more! He’s only human, meaning that you can do at least some of the same stuff as him (and no, we don’t just mean breathing). Are you a human? Congrats. You can do the following. Continue Reading

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Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks

Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks

As the late, great George Formby once said:

Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers.

One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other…

Oh wait, did I get that one the right way around?

Well, anyhoo. After cruising myriad webcam sites and perusing the most cutting edge ‘amateur cinema’ the dark web has to offer, Homeland Security are now monitoring RPG fans.

The ever-swelling US intel budget has to provide value for money; so nowadays, even borderline false-positive rebels and largely specious treasonous insurrectionists have to be monitored, in order to cover all bases.

Keyboard Border Guard and Not-So-Intersectional-Radical-Meninist Jeffy H. Buckminster IV says: Continue Reading

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WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

CIA had no way of staying afloat
Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats
Never mind the refugees
We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany
We created the Taliban
And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land
We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid fear
Bombing kids from Kabul to aye reet here

Why Iran, why aye, why aye man
Why aye man, why aye, why not Iran Continue Reading

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Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate.

Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled:

Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls.

But after a few day of filming this sanctimonious puff-piece about this majority-Muslim area of the People’s Republic of China, Williams said: Continue Reading

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Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

In the near future, a battle of political wills stirs the hearts of many, as the presidential nomination contests begin.

The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus. Continue Reading

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Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

Four hundred years in the future, humanity is struggling with the impact of climate change. Continue Reading

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Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

Tomorrow, we have two more Glossy News Book Showcases.

First, Chris Worfolk’s Eco-Dystopia ‘Summer on the Horizon.’ Continue Reading

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Countdown Deal Ending Very Soon: UKIP and University Satire Books

Countdown Deal Ending Very Soon: UKIP and University Satire Books

My Kindle Countdown Deal runs until about 13 and a half hours from now!

Just a quick reminder that until then, you can buy two of my satire books for much less than the normal price (!)

Both books are by Wallace Runnymede.

 

The first is the anti-UKIP satire book “Tarquin Binnett’s Sound Englishman’s Common Sense Jamboree.” Continue Reading

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GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

GlossyNews May Podcast (The May-Day/Amsterdam Edition)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam.

Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place.

* What does a late-night informercial look like in Amsterdam? The answer may surprise you, or it may not… it’s pretty adult.

* Exclusive interview with Dan Geddes of www.TheSatirist.com.

* What makes Amsterdam such a great place? Continue Reading

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Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago. Continue Reading

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7 Ways to Make College Work Again

7 Ways to Make College Work Again

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Those with sharp eyes will notice Brian didn’t say ‘Make College Great Again,’ but ‘Make College Work Again.’

Just thought I’d point that out, because everyone is accused of being pro-Trump or pro-Hillary, or even a Bernie Bro, on the most utterly arbitrary of pretexts…

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BRIAN’S DESCRIPTION: Continue Reading

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