Category: Entertainment
YouTube Sensation Checks Into Rehab… Meow
Celebrity seeks help after trashing hotel room in catnip-fueled rampage LOS ANGELES – The pressures of fame appear to have claimed yet another celebrity victim today, as one of the Internet’s most beloved stars checked in for treatment at Hollywood’s…
Black Fists of Power Magazine Scores Attorney General Eric Holder Interview
Chicago (AP) – In an exclusive interview with Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Black Fists of Power Magazine Managing Editor, America’s Chief Law Enforcement Officer continued to dodge responsibility for malfeasance at the Department of Justice that even the Associated Press and…
Louie Season Two Fails to Deliver, Fat Boy
I bought season one on DVD, and I loved rewatching all the various episodes with commentary… but when season two came out, and I bought it, I was disgusted to find out that only five-episodes have commentary. Louie is easily…
Queen Tweets Her Way through the Opening Ceremonies
LONDON–Through a little investigative journalism here and a little bribe there, Iron E-News was able to obtain the royal jewel of news: The Queen’s Tweets. Unbeknownst to most of the world, her majesty has a secret Twitter account and, since…
Struggling Local Actress Lands Gritty New Role as Data Entry Clerk
INDIANAPOLIS – After working tirelessly to break into the professional theater scene since her graduation from Butler University in 2009, former Theater Studies major Rachael Cardwell has landed a gritty new role entering data for S.C. Clarkson Ltd. The talented…
Charlie Sheen to Run for President of the President of the United States
NEW YORK—In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would be running for POTUS (or President of the United States) in the upcoming election and that, obviously, everyone else who ran would fail and become “epic losers.”
Comic Books Say POW to Cancer
Link found between comic books and reduction in cancer risk. In a world where everything can give you cancer scientists have found that reading comic books reduces the risk. According to scientists at Brown University ‘a comic book a day…
Kristen Stewart Relieved She Didn’t Cheat on ‘Old School’ Vampire
LOS ANGELES–Kristen Stewart, actress and star of the popular Twilight series (a documentary closely based on her actual life), has recently confessed to stepping out on her undead beloved, Robert Pattison. According to sources very close to sources closer to…
Diet Craze “Famine” Sweeps Hollywood, 3rd World
Madonna has returned from her latest trip to Africa with a new celeb ‘famine’ diet. Always looking for a way to stay in shape Madonna, 53, has been following a new diet that will dramatically lower body fat, bone density and muscle….
GlossyNews.com Author Ranking System Has Arrived
After years of searching for just the right script to do just the right job, we finally have a way to reward our top authors with the recognition they so richly deserve. I mean, it’s not fair compensation, but we…