Category: Entertainment
Courtney Cox Wants Romantic Reunion with Bruce Springsteen
Since officially filing for divorce from David Arquette in June, Courtney Cox has been pulling out all the stops in an effort to rekindle a once-blossoming romance with rock legend Bruce Springsteen dating back to 1984. Back then, the fresh…
Royal Photo Flap: Prince Charles Banned From Reviewing Troops After Groping Affair
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from the Queen that forbids Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to…
Whacking Your Whites White
A washing powder advertisement has been pulled from television after the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) received thousands of complaints from viewers complaining of its ‘violent’ nature. Godfather Powder, ostensibly aimed at mob wives, claims to ‘whack your whites, white’ and…
Social Media Diplomacy Threatens to Destabilize International Relations
Much of the conflict that resulted in the First World War was fostered in the various alliances that countries bound themselves to in the years leading up to the conflict. In the Information Age, a similar dynamic had predicated itself…
Jessica Simpson Reveals Her $4 Million Weight Loss Plan
Former sexpot and singing sensation Jessica Simpson, who ballooned up to 170 pounds during her pregnancy, claims the $4 million offer by Weight Watchers has enabled her to shed her excess pounds. “They offered me millions to get back in…
New Course Offerings for the Idiot Generation
HIS1995 – Life Before the Internet This history course covers the dark period of mankind’s existence during the late 20th century, prior to the development of the World Wide Web. Students will learn about the primitive techniques utilized by early…
Bad News Guvna: Original ‘James Bond’ was American
THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND Who was the first James Bond on film? Sean Connery? Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino…
Exclusive Interview with Kanye West
I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It’s truly an…
Disney Closes Down the Public Domain
In its latest controversial move, the Walt Disney Company has recently acquired wordmarks on the names of several fairytale characters for literary and text based works, in addition to its wordmarks on the same names for all other purposes. A…
Romney Devours ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ In Effort to Win Over Female Voters
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a new and controversial campaign strategy designed to appeal to female voters, Republican nominee Mitt Romney began reading the wildly popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Rich Cromwell, a Romney campaign advisor, suggested that while…