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Tony Blair: Anyone of Me (Gareth Gates Song Parody)

Tony Blair: Anyone of Me (Gareth Gates Song Parody)

PR rating going down, down

Backward voters treat me like a fool

But I’m the greatest in my glorious nation

Smearing me just ain’t cool Continue Reading

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Strong Roots (Reggae Song)

Strong Roots (Reggae Song)

STRONG ROOTS (REGGAE) Continue Reading

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Frank Turner “Prufrock” Parody: This Guitar Slays Left AND Right Wing Fascists

Frank Turner “Prufrock” Parody: This Guitar Slays Left AND Right Wing Fascists

Liberty is winning
You’re a winner OR a loser Continue Reading

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Messing Around with Songs: “Liberty is Not a Dinner Party” (NSFW Rock Anthem)

Messing Around with Songs: “Liberty is Not a Dinner Party” (NSFW Rock Anthem)

I am a better satirist, or even a poet, than a lyricist…

As such.

I had a lot of fun with some friends, though. Continue Reading

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Northern Ireland Song Parodies II: Gallows Flagpole (Led Zeppelin Parody)

Northern Ireland Song Parodies II: Gallows Flagpole (Led Zeppelin Parody)

Hangman, Hangman
Houl’ on and give a pause,
I think I see my enemies comin,’
Ridin’ across the wall Continue Reading

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Northern Ireland Song Parodies I: Ulster Girl (Billy Joel/Westlife Parody)

Northern Ireland Song Parodies I: Ulster Girl (Billy Joel/Westlife Parody)

Now I wish she was an Ulster girl
She’s been living in her green-paved world
Until now she hasn’t found no loyalist guy
She hasn’t toul’ her ma, I wonder why! Continue Reading

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The Who Parody: “Die Together With the Band”

The Who Parody: “Die Together With the Band”

When you hear the Russian comin’
And our media war drums drummin’
Won’t you join together with The Man! Continue Reading

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Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1

Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1

Here some of the nastiest Trump-related song and video parodies I’ve found.

Firstly, Rocky Mountain Mike has a number of very pertinent songs.

Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd parodies first… Continue Reading

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Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS

Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS

Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS. Continue Reading

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Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival

Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival

Music festivals in the UK are not normally considered as being at the forefront of radical social activism. The days of Woodstock and anti-Vietnam protests being long gone, you’re more likely to see 21 century festival schmucks fighting over the last condom than the last polar bear.

And blowing chunks over your bedding is normally more of a problem than blowing chunks out of Iraqi orphans.

However, with various left wing and right populist eruptions occurring all over Europe and North America, it seems that music festivals are returning to their roots as a key focus of radical social critique and activism.

Right now, it seems that Glastonbury are trying to be a lot more socially conscious before.

Now in the name of celebrating diversity, the first Jihad Rock festival is about to take place soon.

A rival to the main Glastonbury festival, the Jihad Rock festival features plenty of booms and crashes, some great pyrotechnics on stage, and some superficially tough and sharp-edged 80s bears prancing around in flashy cloaks.

The Guardian has expressed reservations about the (potentially/arguably/’problematically’) homophobic and misogynistic implications of the festival, but generously notes:

On a sliding scale, this is probably a lesser evil than having hoodie-wearing, drunken working class Nazi thugs doing one of those horrid, crass and vulgar ska festivals of theirs. At least this way, there will be less risk of cultural appropriation.

Their opposite numbers in the Sun, true to form, are outraged.

This is disgusting! We can’t even celebrate our indigenous radical conservative customs in our own country!

Theresa May is currently confused as to which side to condemn first.

 

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UK Rock Festivals Get More Diverse Line-Ups: Fans Outraged

UK Rock Festivals Get More Diverse Line-Ups: Fans Outraged

A couple of reports from Heat Street indicate that many social activists are sick of what they deem to be the exclusionary line-ups at rock festivals.

So, rock organizers are now trying to be more inclusive.

Instead of having straight white males playing rock, the MMDF 2017, or ‘Middlesborough Musical Diversity Festival of 2017’ will have: Continue Reading

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4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

4 Things You Can Do JUST Like Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s kinda doing alright for a 23-year-old. He’s got a net worth of $225 million, which means you could say he earns a bit more than the average 23-year-old (many of whom still can’t afford to leave their parents’ basement). The hit singer and everyone’s favorite good-boy-gone-bad is living the life that many can only dream of. But, dream no more! He’s only human, meaning that you can do at least some of the same stuff as him (and no, we don’t just mean breathing). Are you a human? Congrats. You can do the following. Continue Reading

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WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)

CIA had no way of staying afloat
Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats
Never mind the refugees
We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany
We created the Taliban
And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land
We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid fear
Bombing kids from Kabul to aye reet here

Why Iran, why aye, why aye man
Why aye man, why aye, why not Iran Continue Reading

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Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives

Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives

Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism.

The One True Catholic Church of the All Holy Spirit of Our Universal Cosmic Mother, or OTCCOTAHSOOUCM for short, is not a new invention, but the original version of Catholicism that the real Jesus actually taught. Continue Reading

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Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident

Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident

Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet.

Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems! Continue Reading

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Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd

Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd

AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him.

Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end! But don’t cry, things are going to get even better for the music scene. Justin Bieber is going to become the new chief singer of AC/DC! Not only that: lead singer Brian Johnson is about to step down.

Oh, my gosh!

Gushes Brian: Continue Reading

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