Tupac Parody! California Liberal (An Ode to White Liberal Guilt)

The White Liberal Community have now released a rap in order to try and justify their ridiculous ideology and attitude.

Interestingly enough, most POC in the United States of America and worldwide have rejected the hypocritical, sactimonious virtue-signalling of this song…

Wonder why!

California know to virtue
California know how to signal
In the city the city of PC
In the city the city of sleazy

Now let me welcome everybody to the White Liberal West
We got white liberal guilt and we got sins to confess
America was never great, and never the best
We oppress everyone cos of their race and their sex
We hate the NRA extremists cos they ain’t PC
Y’all never find a military-grade rifle on me
We’re tolerant, inclusive and we eat organic greens
We readin’ Guardian, Salon, MSNB to the C!
We don’t like intolerance, as you already knew
Don’t lock up ISIS terrorists except maybe a few
It’s 2018 and the NSA watchin’
Cameras gazin’, all creepin’ like old Liberace
It’s all good from FBI to CIA
We drop liberal bombs if Iraq don’t respect gays
And if Texas don’t obey they gonna go the same way
Ain’t no white liberal guilters like Californi-a!

California know to virtue
California know how to signal
In the city the city of PC
In the city the city of sleazy

Signal, signal baby
Signal, signal, comrade
Signal, Cali
Signal, signal baby
Signal, signal, signal, signal

Gonna wail, gonna frail, California liberal
Soon as I step on the subway, I see a badass manspreadin’
Fiendish entitlement here, don’t ask how my day went
Literally die from microaggressions
Only in Cali where we punch, not argue, against the Alt-Right
Coverin’ faces with masks so the GOP get a fright
We ain’t Nazis, KKK, but riot is what we do
So watch out GOPigs we punch Zionist Jews
Some eat vegan some haram
ACTUALLY zero fucks ’bout Muslims cos we bombed Afghanistan

Nukin’ and lootin’ we gun sort out Iran
We feel bad about slavery, but not so much ’bout bombin’ the fuckin’ Taliban
Say what you say, as long as it’s PC
Under us your speech is always free
From Nazis to Capitalists, Israelis and more
We gonna call out your microaggressions: so give us some love! Word!

California know to virtue
California know how to signal
In the city the city of PC
In the city the city of sleazy

Signal, signal baby
Signal, signal, comrade
Signal, Cali
Signal, signal baby
Signal, signal, signal, signal

Let’s show these fools how white liberals do it
‘Cause you and I know we’re on the best side
Yeah, that’s right
White libs! WHITE LIBS!

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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