Justin Bieber Dead, Reports Twitter User JoshuaDJ22

NEW YORK, NY – Canadian pop-star and school kid Justin Bieber was tragically killed today when a truck driver accidentally ran over the star in downtown New York, reports bored Twitter user @JoshuaDJ22.

In a 120-character post, @JoshuaDJ22 announced that Bieber – singer of hits One Time, One Less Lonely Girl and Baby – was killed shortly after leaving the Island Records office complex this afternoon.

Awful news. Just heard that Justin Bieber is dead. Got run over by a truck just after recording a new single. Sad times.

Said the post.

Thousands of Bieber’s followers have expressed their deep disbelief at the revelation, with Juicy_Lucy48 insisting:

This is all a bunch of bs. Justin’s not dead… I know he ain’t! His Twitter profile was updated 10 mins ago.

A concerned MeganZZZ responded with:

Holy crap! Is Justin Bieber really dead?

The tragic announcement comes just days after fellow bored Tweeter MazziBanter4 revealed that the 16-year-old Bieber had previously contracted AIDS from his mother and routinely “took it up the ass from (R&B singer) Usher”.

Author: Laurence Brown

Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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