Author: Wallace Runnymede
CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to…
RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland
“They may take yer pugs, but they will never take yer freedom!” has long been a sacred staple of Scottish patriotism; alongside deep-fried pizza, Special Bru and losing every major sporting tournament going!
Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”
The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the…
Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!
So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’ ‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’
Random Thoughts (XIII): Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!
Windrush Generation When is the rule of law not the rule of law? When it is. Confused? You should be!
You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)
Woody Guthrie’s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic. It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video.
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality
Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom? Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day?
Should Satirists Use Patreon? Yes, But There’s a Caveat!
So, here we are then! The immortal question! Patreon: yea or nay? I’m definitely a ‘yea.’ Patreon is a great website. It has its constructive critics, as well as its defenders. However, please be aware that depending on the character…
CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed
Guest post by Lisa Way. How do I love greed? Let me count the ways. I love greed to the depth and breadth and height My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight.