Author: Bee
Hollywood: Remade (Electric Boogaloo)
After years and years of poor Hollywood remakes the film capital of the world has decided that Hollywood, itself, needs a remake. Set for release in November 2015 the Hollywood remake will see star-studded town set in downtown Detroit, with…
Newspapers Decline as Baked Beans Continue to Boom
New figures show the continuing decline of print newspaper circulation all over the world. Circulation is down a further 15% from last year’s figures, meaning that fewer people are buying a newspaper. Professor John McDonald, department head of the scientific…
Omphaloskepsistic Guitar Soloist’s Shameful Arrest
A man was arrested by police in the small hours of yesterday night after an angry woman made a call to the emergency services from a bar just outside the suburbs of New York. Police were called to the scene…
Hover Cars Will Not Help Us
Scientists have warned that placing too many emphases on hover cars may confuse car owners. In an open letter to the car industry, a group of prestigious scientists from a variety of disciplines warn that if the car industry continues…
Extreme Yoga Takes Downward Dog Turn
Health advisers are warning people of the dangers of the extreme yoga craze that is sweeping the nation. An extreme form of yoga has been developed among a group of hardcore practitioners, in the underground yoga dens of New York,…
50 Shades of Gray Author Shockingly Honored
The author of the 50 Shades trilogy has been handed the Nobel Prize for Peace. In what the literally, scientific and political world are deeming a ‘horrible, shocking mistake’, Erika Leonard was presented with the prize in Oslo City Hall…
911 Call Blamed on Noxious Farts
A father is said to be responsible for a call out to the emergency services following a fart that was mistakenly thought to be a noxious gas leak. Father of two, Eric Wilson, is thought to have farted in his…
Mother of World’s Hairiest Baby Hospitalized
A 36 year-old woman is undergoing psychiatric testing after it was discovered that she was unaware that the child she had been pushing around in a pram for the last 5 years was in fact a dog. The dog, known…
London Forgets Sports
A recent survey has shown that the people of London have forgotten what sport is, now that the Olympics are over. In a poll, conducted by the British Sports Council, participants were asked simple questions such as “What is basket…
The X-traterrestrial Factor
Gene Roddenberry’s family have released early audition tapes, which show an x-factor style auditioning process to filter out alien species for his hit show Star Trek. The tapes show various species of aliens auditioning for roles on Star Trek and…