Author: Jenny Corvette
Same Sex Jail Romance Leads to Kentucky Clerk’s Change of Heart
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis, who refused to issue gay marriage licenses and was taken into federal custody for contempt of court, has posted bond and been released after having a change of heart in jail. After experiencing what she called…
Obama Renames Mount McKinley “Caitlyn”
President Obama announced this Sunday that he is officially changing the name of Mount McKinley in Alaska, to Caitlyn, via his 1, 079th executive order since taking office in 2009. The mountain formally known as McKinley, at 20,320 feet, is…
Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White
In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC…
Governor Haley Proposes Replacing Confederate Flag with Dukes of Hazzard Flag
Republican Governor Nikki Haley called for the removal of the Confederate flag in the capital of South Carolina Monday, after pressure from many who called the flag racist and divisive. The pressure was mounting, after a white supremacist opened fire…
How to Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day
So you want to break up on Valentine’s Day? There isn’t any other day of the year more romantic to break up on than Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day, after all, celebrates St. Valentine, a priest who secretly married lovers in…
New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One’s Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of Genitalia A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive…
Obama Pardons Black Turkey: Bojangles will live to loot another day
Obama’s first Post Ferguson pardon occurred Thursday, and just like everything else the President does, the act has got him up to his neck in controversy. As is tradition at the White House since 1947, the President pardoned a turkey,…
Cutler Under Fire: Post Game Tweet about Aaron Rodgers over the line?
Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears is under fire again, but this time for more than just his turnovers. After losing to Green Bay Sunday night the embattled QB tweeted, “Aaron hasn’t spanked anyone that hard since his gay roommate…
Cat Owners Have Hissy Fit Over New Ice Bucket Challenge
A new twist on the popular Facebook Ice Bucket Challenge, which raises money for Lou Gehrig’s Disease, has animal rights activists up in arms, legs and paws alike. The trend, which started amongst celebrities and athletes and spread to Facebook,…
Tony Stewart Kills Fellow Driver, Boosting NASCAR Ratings
Saturday night NASCAR icon Tony Stewart single-handedly quadrupled NASCAR’s slumping television ratings when he hit and killed Kevin Ward Jr in a Sprint Car race at Canandaigua Motorsports Park in upstate New York. Ward, 20, had been run into the…