Nativity Scene Vandalized: Baby Jesus Replaced w/ Budweiser

Nativity Scene Vandalized: Baby Jesus Replaced w/ Budweiser

When Dan Fairbanks, pastor at the Village Seventh Day Adventurer Church, checked his congregation’s nativity scene Christmas Eve morning, what he found was the most disturbing image of his life.

In the manger belonging to Baby Jesus, instead of Jesus, he found a six pack of Budweiser, three of them emptied.

“Not only had the thieving bastards stolen poor Baby Jesus, but they left beverages of the devil behind in His place,” said Fairbanks soon after the incident. Continue Reading

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Orthodox Jewish School Expels 7th Grader Who Can’t Grow Beard

Orthodox Jewish School Expels 7th Grader Who Can’t Grow Beard

An Orthodox Jewish School in West Florida has expelled a 12-year-old student for not adhering to part of the school’s dress code dealing with grooming. Nathan O’Malley attends Hebrew Jr. High in Pensacola, Florida.

According to reports, O’Malley was asked to leave school on Monday after numerous warnings that he had not conformed to the school’s code on facial hair. According to the school’s disciplinary handbook, all males twelve-years-old or older must grow out their facial hair, or at the very least, some stubble. Continue Reading

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New NSA Allegations Surround Facebook Number Game

New NSA Allegations Surround Facebook Number Game

You may have noticed a recent Facebook game on your newsfeed lately where friends assign each other numbers to reveal not so random facts about each other.

It may have seemed harmless enough admitting that your favorite food is chocolate or that you usually watch Duck Dynasty in the nude, but new allegations are coming forth about the game being linked to the Obama Administration and the NSA’s secret wiretapping scandal. Continue Reading

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Overpass for Impeachment Collapses

Overpass for Impeachment Collapses

Karma struck on the I-5 Interstate in Carlsbad, California yesterday when one of the “Overpasses for Impeachment” collapsed, sending 12 people to the hospital.

According to federal databases, the freeway overpass had recently been graded “functionally obsolete” but still legally safe to drive on from the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) as recently as September 2009. Continue Reading

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