Author: Bargis Tryhol
Prisoners In Mexico Can Reduce Their Prison Sentence By Producing Electricity
Mexico City – (SatireWorld.com) Although prisons are intended as places where convicted criminals can pay their debts to society, confinement behind bars rarely yields anything other than the punishment alone. But now, thanks to an innovative new initiative underway at…
Prison Medical Request Denied by Sandusky Judge During Sentencing
Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com) Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky submitted by his defense team upon sentencing this week. Sandusky’s recent conviction of 45 counts of serial child molestation and subsequent…
Crocodile Eats 75 Villagers in Remote Kenyan Park
Bwanna, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village it decimated during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’…
Handlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for…
The ‘Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ Plays To Sell-Out Crowds In Dallas Nightspot
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) Rockers Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby have a few kind words for their fans…’We love you guys!’ Ever since the rock band ‘The Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ was formed success seems to have followed them…
Protesting Pakistani Street Mob ‘Pranked’ by CIA Trick
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Sometimes the CIA wins and it’s usually done by a smooth trick played upon our adversaries without them knowing. In Islamisbad, Pakistan, hundreds of protestors are feeling really stupid after a CIA infiltrator set them up…
Telescope Spots Human Remains on Moon’s Surface
Houston, TX – (SatireWorld.com) NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, which addresses the recent Hubble telescope discovery of human remains spotted on the surface of the Earth’s moon. The desiccated figure, reportedly dressed in what appears…
Man’s Custom Motorcycle Causes Accidents in NYC
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Most motorcycles don’t get a second glance, in fact, are mostly un-noticed while roaring down America’s streets and highways, except one owned by Stuart P. Mitchell who has received a summons from the NYPD…
Photo Surfaces Proving Karl Marx Actually Met Barack Obama
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) University archivists recently found a treasure trove of old photos and documents in a trunk belonging to a retired canner who collected rare photos as a hobby. Dubbed the Rosetta Stone of Barack Obama’s past, the photos…
Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago. Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found…